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Post by monty on Apr 23, 2015 1:44:23 GMT
I smoked for nearly 30 years but I stopped thanks to refillable e-cigarettes.
I want to know why you want to kill me.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2015 2:44:55 GMT
Dear Monty
I want to kill you because you are no longer paying
exorbitant taxes on your cigarettes by quitting. If you
insist on being cigarette free you will live to an old age
and this will be a drain on the NHS meaning more expense
to my government. So regretfully i must do everything in
my power to get you to start smoking again and shorten
your life and get as much taxes out you before you croak.
Yours Superiorly
David Cameron
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GunJack
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Post by GunJack on Apr 23, 2015 8:25:42 GMT
^^^^ wot he said.... it's never about public health, only about the money  |
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Post by Bobsbeer on Apr 23, 2015 8:37:38 GMT
 that just about sums it up.
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Post by toots on Apr 23, 2015 8:43:31 GMT
Dear Monty I want to kill you because you are no longer paying exorbitant taxes on your cigarettes by quitting. If you insist on being cigarette free you will live to an old age and this will be a drain on the NHS meaning more expense to my government. So regretfully i must do everything in my power to get you to start smoking again and shorten your life and get as much taxes out you before you croak. Yours Superiorly David Cameron PS: By giving up smoking you will also be drawing many more years pension money which my government cannot afford to pay due to lack of cigarette tax collection |
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Post by archiecat on Apr 23, 2015 8:51:13 GMT
How can you trust a man that eats a hotdog with a knife and fork?
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Post by letsavit on Apr 23, 2015 8:57:07 GMT
We need a cigar smoking drinking take no shite bulldog again....  |
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letsavit
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Post by letsavit on Apr 23, 2015 8:58:16 GMT
How can you trust a man that eats a hotdog with a knife and fork? Dunno, got admit without a fork I'll miss out on half me onions.... |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2015 9:16:51 GMT
I smoked for nearly 30 years but I stopped thanks to refillable e-cigarettes. I want to know why you want to kill me. We need to add a few more names to the thread title Like Salmond and Sturgeon  Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not really after you  they really are after me.....they watch me 24/7 through the walls and have bugged my phone. They also send me messages via the radio and every tv I see has to be defused because of the electromagnetic waves  What are they going to do to you monty? Me - they are going to torture me (islamic style) and then burn me at the stake |
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Post by archiecat on Apr 23, 2015 9:22:52 GMT
We need a cigar smoking drinking take no shite bulldog again.... We sure as f--- need something! I'm desperately looking for some insperation,,,and I'm not finding it! Is this bunch of upper class wankers, tory or labour, the best we can find to run our country? |
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that just about sums it up.
