You flipping females...

[Raffles]

www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3485979/From-fresh-faced-fabulous-LA-make-artist-shares-incredible-images-clients-demonstrate-impressive-power-cosmetics.html

There must be a law about entrapping us 'innocent'  males in to these relationships

Different experience over the cornflakes 

[VapingBad]

Don't know about that law, but IMO there should be one about reading the Daily Fail Tease-smiley

[Raffles]

Mar 10, 2016 21:43:07 GMT VapingBad said:

Don't know about that law, but IMO there should be one about reading the Daily Fail Tease-smiley

I know, but it does have some 'out of the wall' articles... and it's still free to view online.

[Lee]

10 pints of lager has the same effect and its cheaper than all the slap

[VapingBad]

You're still keeping those presstitutes in employment by visiting their site, I won't even click on the link for that reason sorry Raffles (voting with my wallet).

[Raffles]

I have realised that this was 'probably' an inappropriate post, and am therefore 'banning' myself for a week... I just thought it was funny

[VapingBad]

Mar 10, 2016 22:08:26 GMT Raffles said:

I have realised that this was 'probably' an inappropriate post, and am therefore 'banning' myself for a week... I just thought it was funny

Don't, it's a free country and free forum mate, just because I won't darken the Mail's doors doesn't mean I expect others to do the same I just couldn't resist having a pop at them, not at you, lets raise a glass to each others health

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Mar 10, 2016 21:48:01 GMT Lee said:

10 pints of lager has the same effect and its cheaper than all the slap

If i had 10 pints i might even find you lee attractive scary.

[charliehorse]

To be honest, you can tell the biggest load of them have had it layered it on with a trowel

[Lee]

Mar 10, 2016 22:32:15 GMT @tmfkatubthumper said:

Mar 10, 2016 21:48:01 GMT Lee said:

10 pints of lager has the same effect and its cheaper than all the slap

If i had 10 pints i might even find you lee attractive scary.

You aint seen my ugly mush

Its been rumoured that if my face is seen on radio it scares little children

[Deleted]

Mar 10, 2016 21:48:01 GMT Lee said:

10 pints of lager has the same effect and its cheaper than all the slap

10 pints of larger if i drank that much it wouldn't matter how nice she was nowt is going to happen 
it would be like trying to put a marshmallow in a money box doubt i could raise a eyebrow.

[*-SARIN-*]

False advertising, man i'm gonna have to be careful tonight!

[TJ]

Downright amazing what a bit of slap can produce, I don't ever ever leave the house without mascara but as for the rest of it well that's always a work in progress and by lunchtimes most of my slap is usually round my double chins begging for mercy

[Raffles]

Mar 10, 2016 22:14:05 GMT VapingBad said:

Mar 10, 2016 22:08:26 GMT Raffles said:

I have realised that this was 'probably' an inappropriate post, and am therefore 'banning' myself for a week... I just thought it was funny

Don't, it's a free country and free forum mate, just because I won't darken the Mail's doors doesn't mean I expect others to do the same I just couldn't resist having a pop at them, not at you, lets raise a glass to each others health

No problem my friend   


I've put a PostIt note on the monitor to remind me not to post after the fifth glass, although I usually lose count after the third.

You'll realise by now that I've 'unbanned' myself.

[VapingBad]

Raffles