Wow im a twat...just wow

[thebishman]

Lmao at your comments people. Tbh i didnt get wound up. I just laughed.

Have opened a ticket with the swines. See what they say.

[thebishman]

Jun 7, 2017 19:14:57 GMT phtumshk said:

Obviously lost in translation.
Sub Ohm - Some Foam.

Winner of the internet ! Lol!!

[dalealan]

Could be worse thebishman I ordered some white foam and the idiots have sent me three packs of coils and a spirals tank. I've opened a ticket. Feeeeurious

[thebishman]

Jun 7, 2017 19:55:29 GMT dalealan said:

Could be worse thebishman I ordered some white foam and the idiots have sent me three packs of coils and a spirals tank. I've opened a ticket. Feeeeurious

Ha ha ha! Love it!!

[djs]

Sub ohm = Some foam

Awesome.




I'm wondering if it's an accessory for the Tassimo.... to make.... (uh, huh... you know what's coming...)

Foamy Latte.....


It's foam, AND it's late!

[ticktockman]

Jun 7, 2017 19:15:34 GMT thebishman said:

Lmao at your comments people. Tbh i didnt get wound up. I just laughed.

Have opened a ticket with the swines. See what they say.

I hope you get a better resolution than I did when my package went missing
I opened a ticket and they just said 'tough !! sort it out with your post office' 

[thebishman]

Jun 7, 2017 20:05:24 GMT ticktockman said:

Jun 7, 2017 19:15:34 GMT thebishman said:

Lmao at your comments people. Tbh i didnt get wound up. I just laughed.

Have opened a ticket with the swines. See what they say.

I hope you get a better resolution than I did when my package went missing
I opened a ticket and they just said 'tough !! sort it out with your post office' 

Ouch...they best not give that answer to me!

[gill2009]

  just reading this thread...& I now have vodka coming out of my nose 

[Village Idiot]

中国人的幽默感是从来没有得到充分的理解 As they say in China.

Whilst I do aspire to win it and have given a lot of thought to its possible uses, the artist in me thinks it should be displayed on its own in the turbine hall of the Tate modern. Symbolizing the ultimate futility of mans aspiration to understand the workings of the human mind.

[jtc]

Ahahahaha
The best laugh I've had all day.
It might be new wicking material.
Pop it in a big ass coil and take a 100w draw

[lesley1]

Jun 7, 2017 18:36:54 GMT thebishman said:

Well...i put in an order with the wonderful people at fast tech about a month ago. All items werent ready for shipment for another couple of days. No probs i thought.

The days roll by and the shipment date constantly kept changing too. 2 weeks later i get an email saying they are splitting my order and sending the 3 packs of coils and a new spiral plus tank now.

Wahoo i thought. Express delivery...so normally 5 days wait.

Nearly 2 weeks later it arrived!!!!

Now i know that fasttech take their customer service seriously...but when i opened the parcel...i was gob smacked. They must have felt so awful for messing me about for so long they sent me this......






They have "upgraded" my spiral plus tank and 3 packs of coils to a piece of white foam! Literally...just a piece of white foam. 

The thoughtfullness and generosity of this show of effection has actually made me quite emotional. "Fck the spiral tank and coils...lets send him a piece of foam all the way from china to show how bad we felt for the delay!"

So then...i must admit i never realised just how much white foam was missing for my life till today..but i kind of feel like i cant accept this generosity from them. 

How about whoever can suggest the best way of using this prized foam....wins it!

Bish

Lolol!!! thebishman I very nearly spat my coffee over the floor having a belly laugh!! Good old FT 😃

[striker42]

I hope you attached pictures of the foam thebishman, oh and remember a video to show how it's faulty. Fasttech might offer you a $10 gift certificate and tell you to keep it. Then again they might ask you to return it by the cheapest postage possible, which will cost them about £9 to get their piece of foam back. 

[Perpetua]

By a spooky coincidence, I to have received a ' mystery ' package from Fasttech today . . . . .








Which upon opening, I found contained precisely nothing but fresh air! 





So you might think yourself fortunate thebishman .

[pipeman01]

Maybe FT have a cunning plan to avoid TPD related issues... flood customs with worthless envelopes

[lesley1]

Jun 7, 2017 21:42:59 GMT Perpetua said:

By a spooky coincidence, I to have received a ' mystery ' package from Fasttech today . . . . .








Which upon opening, I found contained precisely nothing but fresh air! 





So you might think yourself fortunate thebishman .

Lol!!! Bravo!! I think they are showing blatant favouritism Perpetua! I'd be straight to complaining about that.
I had a red card today and can't remember ordering anything...going by both your deliveries I do hope FT haven't sent me a random package of crumbs or mouse droppings :-(