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Post by gjdart on Jun 7, 2012 15:58:13 GMT
Now that Mr GJ and I have our sense of humour back I thought I would share this story told to us by one of the doctors at the hospital. He had been working in the A & E department when a man was rushed in who had cut off the tips off of all four fingers on both hands.. When asked how this had happened he said that he had been cutting the lawn with his Flymo and when finished had decided that the hedge was needing a trim... rather than go and get out the hedge trimmers he had held the the flymo one hand on each side to the hedge.. the first turn of the blade removed the tips of his fingers. while he was being treated another man was brought in who had also lost the tips off of all four fingers on each hand.. when asked what had happened he replied.. I was driving home when I saw a man cutting his hedge with the Flymo and I just thought ..."what a great idea"
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2012 16:08:24 GMT
#icon_rofl# #icon_rofl#
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Post by wayne on Jun 7, 2012 16:09:39 GMT
PMSL thats great!!
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Post by beautycat on Jun 7, 2012 16:12:00 GMT
#icon_rofl# #icon_rofl# fantastic x
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Post by Queenie Bee on Jun 7, 2012 16:39:59 GMT
Numpties lol
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Post by bel on Jun 7, 2012 16:56:30 GMT
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Post by Karma on Jun 7, 2012 17:02:16 GMT
So pleased to hear you both have your sense of humour back I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry at your story though, I suppose we all have crazy lightbulb moments where we think 'ah, this will work'! #icon_rofl#
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Post by azzie on Jun 7, 2012 17:20:18 GMT
Lol, sound so stupid it has to be true
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Post by violetblade on Jun 7, 2012 17:27:49 GMT
#icon_rofl# #icon_rofl# #icon_rofl# #icon_rofl#
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Post by Chrissie on Jun 7, 2012 20:35:30 GMT
Brilliant story GJ #icon_rofl# #icon_rofl# #icon_rofl#
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Post by Perpetua on Jun 7, 2012 20:37:57 GMT
Sounds like you're both on the road to recovery GJ.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2012 20:38:49 GMT
That is class , it's the 2nd belly laugh I've had today
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2012 12:23:28 GMT
I have worse......(kind of ) Splitting thumb open making home made tanks out of squidgy 5ml bottles and a pair of dressmaker scissors Now try explaining that to an A+E doc (tanks as in e-cig tanks)
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Post by Phoenix . on Jun 8, 2012 13:17:01 GMT
Thanks for the laugh gj, but we shouldn't should we
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Post by Gordy on Jun 8, 2012 16:16:00 GMT
#icon_idea# # # #icon_rofl#
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