Stealth Buying..............

[esmecullen]

Jun 29, 2012 9:23:03 GMT chrisjw said:

Jun 29, 2012 9:01:27 GMT OneDay said:

Chris, it sounds like a big leap. Maybe you could get a blowup 'er to practice your technique on? You could try out your moves in private, without embarrasment or fear of failure.

I appreciate that suggestion oneday & have, in fact, experimented with such an item once before, but unfortunately it all ended rather badly....................Having inserted air into 'Brenda' ( I felt it necessary to name her, in order to feel some modicum of closeness), a minor accident ensued in so far as it proceeded to go down on me, so obviously I felt compelled to return the faulty product to it's brown paper packaging, where it has remained, gathering dust ever since( would consider swapping for a new vision stardust if there is any interest). Therefore, I think that idea may have to be put on the back burner for the forseeable future, but I thank you from the heart of my bottom for the input...............................

[womble]

This is obviously a very delicate situation

I think it's better to find someone that you don't have to stealth buy behind their back

Be upfront and honest, especially about your previous love, Brenda, I would advise you mention that she went down on you on the first date and you at least expect the same from a new lady.

[beautycat]

Jun 29, 2012 9:45:16 GMT chrisjw said:

Jun 29, 2012 9:29:32 GMT beautycat said:

fancy putting Brenda on the back burner !

Yes bt, probably not a good move on reflection, but Brenda actually suited the rather flushed, lived in look, that the heat initiated...............

Do you mean BC I am not a telephone Internet company chris wished I had their money though

[chrisjw]

Jun 29, 2012 10:12:34 GMT beautycat said:

Jun 29, 2012 9:45:16 GMT chrisjw said:

Yes bt, probably not a good move on reflection, but Brenda actually suited the rather flushed, lived in look, that the heat initiated...............

Do you mean BC I am not a telephone Internet company chris wished I had their money though

I do apologise profusely BC for the accidental slip of the keyboard digit I employed at the time of typing. I was busy pondering all the suggestions so far & lost concentration.....................

[Annie]

Jun 29, 2012 10:08:48 GMT womble said:

This is obviously a very delicate situation

I think it's better to find someone that you don't have to stealth buy behind their back

Be upfront and honest, especially about your previous love, Brenda, I would advise you mention that she went down on you on the first date and you at least expect the same from a new lady.

Crying with laughter yet again

[chrisjw]

Jun 29, 2012 10:08:48 GMT womble said:

This is obviously a very delicate situation

I think it's better to find someone that you don't have to stealth buy behind their back

Be upfront and honest, especially about your previous love, Brenda, I would advise you mention that she went down on you on the first date and you at least expect the same from a new lady.

Point taken womble & hopefully by mentioning my previous experience with Brenda, it won't hinder or complicate my future choice of an 'er indoors'.......................

[beautycat]

Jun 29, 2012 10:47:29 GMT Annie said:

Jun 29, 2012 10:08:48 GMT womble said:

This is obviously a very delicate situation

I think it's better to find someone that you don't have to stealth buy behind their back

Be upfront and honest, especially about your previous love, Brenda, I would advise you mention that she went down on you on the first date and you at least expect the same from a new lady.

Crying with laughter yet again

[beautycat]

Jun 29, 2012 11:05:06 GMT chrisjw said:

Jun 29, 2012 10:08:48 GMT womble said:

This is obviously a very delicate situation

I think it's better to find someone that you don't have to stealth buy behind their back

Be upfront and honest, especially about your previous love, Brenda, I would advise you mention that she went down on you on the first date and you at least expect the same from a new lady.

Point taken womble & hopefully by mentioning my previous experience with Brenda, it won't hinder or complicate my future choice of an 'er indoors'.......................

I think it might I wouldn't mention it if I were you.


This thread puts me in mind of that blow up doll episode in only fools and horses on of my fave ever programmes

[womble]

Jun 29, 2012 11:05:06 GMT chrisjw said:

Jun 29, 2012 10:08:48 GMT womble said:

This is obviously a very delicate situation

I think it's better to find someone that you don't have to stealth buy behind their back

Be upfront and honest, especially about your previous love, Brenda, I would advise you mention that she went down on you on the first date and you at least expect the same from a new lady.

Point taken womble & hopefully by mentioning my previous experience with Brenda, it won't hinder or complicate my future choice of an 'er indoors'.......................

I don't know about choice.....

If it mirrors my experience, you'll be lucky to find one who will take you.
Choice doesn't really come into it. Just find someone who will put up with your habits.

If I'm ever single again, I'm being brutally honest on dating sites, not playing around trying to be something I'm not.
ALL the gory details will be revealed upfront.

I don't expect to get (m)any replies, but if I do, that one will be worth meeting if only to see how bonkers she is.

[chrisjw]

Jun 29, 2012 11:08:22 GMT beautycat said:

Jun 29, 2012 11:05:06 GMT chrisjw said:

Point taken womble & hopefully by mentioning my previous experience with Brenda, it won't hinder or complicate my future choice of an 'er indoors'.......................

I think it might I wouldn't mention it if I were you.


This thread puts me in mind of that blow up doll episode in only fools and horses on of my fave ever programmes

It's interesting to get this broad spectrum of views & after a deep consultation with myself I think it possibly best to opt for your suggestion BC & keep Brenda firmly under wraps ( albeit brown paper packaging ) for the foreseeable future.......I wouldn't want to appear presumptuous to any likely candidate for a 'er indoors'.......maybe I could phase Brenda in at a later date, once my good self & 'er indoors have become better acquainted............

[beautycat]

Jun 29, 2012 11:14:50 GMT chrisjw said:

Jun 29, 2012 11:08:22 GMT beautycat said:

I think it might I wouldn't mention it if I were you.


This thread puts me in mind of that blow up doll episode in only fools and horses on of my fave ever programmes

It's interesting to get this broad spectrum of views & after a deep consultation with myself I think it possibly best to opt for your suggestion BC & keep Brenda firmly under wraps ( albeit brown paper packaging ) for the foreseeable future.......I wouldn't want to appear presumptuous to any likely candidate for a 'er indoors'.......maybe I could phase Brenda in at a later date, once my good self & 'er indoors have become better acquainted............

I think it's the best way chris.

I know if I was introduced to Brenda when I was going out with someone I would be heading for the hills

[Batdragon (AKA Batty)]

How does one become a shopping ninja? what are the qualifications on that status? can you just declare yourself one and put it in your banner or does it have to be put there by the Ninja master? Is it awarded to you rather than asked for? so many questions, lol

[chrisjw]

Jun 29, 2012 11:14:03 GMT womble said:

Jun 29, 2012 11:05:06 GMT chrisjw said:

Point taken womble & hopefully by mentioning my previous experience with Brenda, it won't hinder or complicate my future choice of an 'er indoors'.......................

I don't know about choice.....

If it mirrors my experience, you'll be lucky to find one who will take you.
Choice doesn't really come into it. Just find someone who will put up with your habits.

If I'm ever single again, I'm being brutally honest on dating sites, not playing around trying to be something I'm not.
ALL the gory details will be revealed upfront.

I don't expect to get (m)any replies, but if I do, that one will be worth meeting if only to see how bonkers she is.

A dating site could open up a broader avenue of investigation, that is true & something I hadn't previously taken into account......although needing to be 'brutally honest' may reveal an even bigger can of worms in my case, although I am led to believe that most of my 'current hobbies' are now classified as perfectly legal under this particular government, so well worth adding to my list of possibilities..............

[chrisjw]

Jun 29, 2012 11:21:24 GMT Batdragon (AKA Batty) said:

How does one become a shopping ninja? what are the qualifications on that status? can you just declare yourself one and put it in your banner or does it have to be put there by the Ninja master? Is it awarded to you rather than asked for? so many questions, lol

My thoughts exactly batty...........it's not as straightforward as we are led to believe...........

[Annie]

An 'er indoors' is for life not just for stealth buying #icon_rofl#