Stealth Buying..............

[maccafan]

That fits the description of a blow up doll to a T.. #icon_rofl#

[chrisjw]

Jun 29, 2012 14:39:37 GMT maccafan said:

That fits the description of a blow up doll to a T..

That's what I was thinking................Brenda mk2 it is then................

[OneDay]

Jun 29, 2012 11:21:24 GMT Batdragon (AKA Batty) said:

How does one become a shopping ninja? what are the qualifications on that status? can you just declare yourself one and put it in your banner or does it have to be put there by the Ninja master? Is it awarded to you rather than asked for? so many questions, lol

From what I've observed, ninjas cannot self-appoint. They have to be awarded the status by a ninja master (well mistress actually) after passing many tests and levels. One may achieve grasshopper status on the way to ninjadom, but being declared grasshopper is not, in itself, a guarantee of ultimate promotion. There are no male shopping ninjas currently - whether there ever will be is a question never asked out loud. There must be some secret hierarchy to ninjadom, and the ultimate accolade is receiving parcels even the ninja themself did not know they had ordered.
I hope this helps some of us mere mortals to understand the rudiments of this sacred order.

[beautycat]

Batty I am a grasshopper it is in my sig. I think I have a long way to go before I will be considered for ninjaship( ha ha I just made up a word) my training will be long and arduous but it is a task I am willing to undertake at great personal cost to myself

[Karma]

lol @ oneday

#icon_rofl#

I think we need some male ninjas

[maccafan]

All men are ninjas..

We let wimmin think they are ninjas and that's the real trademark of deception of the highest order..

20 years of penance and some surgery, it may just be possible..

[Perpetua]

What a hoot!!!!!!!!!!!




But, to be serious for a moment Chris, what makes you think you actually need Brenda in your life to achieve entrance into this highly trained and it has to be said, extremely selective order.

I myself, have no Mr P in my life . . . yet still have attained, I like to think a high level of stealth shopping . . . using my Ninja skills.

Indeed, even my postman is deceived into thinking the padded envelopes he delivers on a regular basis are sourced only from Ebay and are not even connected to a vaping related purchase.

I'm wondering if Ninjahood, is really what you are searching for?

[chrisjw]

Jun 29, 2012 21:37:58 GMT Perpetua said:

What a hoot!!!!!!!!!!!




But, to be serious for a moment Chris, what makes you think you actually need Brenda in your life to achieve entrance into this highly trained and it has to be said, extremely selective order.

I myself, have no Mr P in my life . . . yet still have attained, I like to think a high level stealth shopping . . . using my Ninja skills.

Indeed, even my postman is deceived into thinking the padded envelopes he delivers on a regular basis are sourced only from Ebay and are not even connected to a vaping related purchase.

I'm wondering if Ninjahood, is really what you are searching for?

I believe, in actual fact perp, that Brenda needs me more than I need her.......... after all, I am not the one reliant on someone inserting an air line into my orifice, in order to enjoy what I have to offer...........I certainly commend your ability in achieving your present status without the aid of a Mr. Perp at your side to cleverly deceive ( i before e, except after c........I think ) & hope that maybe I could be capable also ( but obviously with a female equivalent ), although, of course, there is always the fairytale belief that a woman can achieve without a a man, but not vice versa. Whether that be fact or fiction is neither here nor there or, quite possibly somewhere else altogether.....who knows........................sorry, i went off on a tangerine there......what was I saying?............Oh yeah, being capable, that's right..............Insofar as Mr. Postie & what he thinks, all I can add to that subject, is that mine tends to give me a rather varied selection of smirks & winks when passing over my bubble wrapped delights, before departing, giggling away to himself........I will endeavour, however, to continue my quest in achieving Ninjadom status amongst the Stealth Buying fraternity, but whether that will include the added bonus of an 'er indoors ( rubber coated or otherwise0 still remains to be seen........................

[Karma]

Perps, how do you deceive the postie? Can he not read when suppliers put their 'vaping' labels on the parcels?

I think we need a new campain 'no vaping labels!'

I think my postie can't read properly and thinks I'm vamping

No wonder he looks puzzled, he delivers at about 8.00 am. Remember that photo of Cherie Blair getting flowers at no 10? Unfortunately, that's me but worse. No wonder the poor guy looks scared

[Karma]

Jun 29, 2012 22:16:06 GMT chrisjw said:

Jun 29, 2012 21:37:58 GMT Perpetua said:

What a hoot!!!!!!!!!!!




But, to be serious for a moment Chris, what makes you think you actually need Brenda in your life to achieve entrance into this highly trained and it has to be said, extremely selective order.

I myself, have no Mr P in my life . . . yet still have attained, I like to think a high level stealth shopping . . . using my Ninja skills.

Indeed, even my postman is deceived into thinking the padded envelopes he delivers on a regular basis are sourced only from Ebay and are not even connected to a vaping related purchase.

I'm wondering if Ninjahood, is really what you are searching for?

I believe, in actual fact perp, that Brenda needs me more than I need her.......... after all, I am not the one reliant on someone inserting an air line into my orifice, in order to enjoy what I have to offer...........I certainly commend your ability in achieving your present status without the aid of a Mr. Perp at your side to cleverly deceive ( i before e, except after c........I think ) & hope that maybe I could be capable also ( but obviously with a female equivalent ), although, of course, there is always the fairytale belief that a woman can achieve without a a man, but not vice versa. Whether that be fact or fiction is neither here nor there or, quite possibly somewhere else altogether.....who knows........................sorry, i went off on a tangerine there......what was I saying?............Oh yeah, being capable, that's right..............Insofar as Mr. Postie & what he thinks, all I can add to that subject, is that mine tends to give me a rather varied selection of smirks & winks when passing over my bubble wrapped delights, before departing, giggling away to himself........I will endeavour, however, to continue my quest in achieving Ninjadom status amongst the Stealth Buying fraternity, but whether that will include the added bonus of an 'er indoors ( rubber coated or otherwise0 still remains to be seen........................

Lol. He he, rolf



sounds like your postie thinks your vamping too

[womble]

Is anyone else starting to feel sorry for Brenda? #icon_rofl#

[OneDay]

Jun 29, 2012 22:24:32 GMT womble said:

Is anyone else starting to feel sorry for Brenda?

Brenda 1 or potential Brenda 2?

[chrisjw]

Jun 29, 2012 22:20:32 GMT Karma said:

Perps, how do you deceive the postie? Can he not read when suppliers put their 'vaping' labels on the parcels?

I think we need a new campain 'no vaping labels!'

I think my postie can't read properly and thinks I'm vamping

No wonder he looks puzzled, he delivers at about 8.00 am. Remember that photo of Cherie Blair getting flowers at no 10? Unfortunately, that's me but worse. No wonder the poor guy looks scared

I cannot believe, karma, that anyone could look worse than Cherie Blair at 8.00am, although, obviously, I haven't had the displeasure of confronting her at that time of the day, or any other, thank god.......She did have the added skill, however, of disguising her mouth to resemble a letterbox, which must have thrown the postie off keel, to say the least................

[Perpetua]

Jun 29, 2012 22:20:32 GMT Karma said:

Perps, how do you deceive the postie? Can he not read when suppliers put their 'vaping' labels on the parcels?

I've trained him, using covert mind control, to not read anything other than my address on the parcels Karma.

Jun 29, 2012 22:27:08 GMT OneDay said:

Jun 29, 2012 22:24:32 GMT womble said:

Is anyone else starting to feel sorry for Brenda?

Brenda 1 or potential Brenda 2?

[womble]

Jun 29, 2012 22:27:08 GMT OneDay said:

Jun 29, 2012 22:24:32 GMT womble said:

Is anyone else starting to feel sorry for Brenda?

Brenda 1 or potential Brenda 2?

Either

Chris, you can get some very good ones now that you don't have to blow up, I saw it on TV
Bit expensive, but with all the money you've saved from vaping.....

Here you go www.realdoll.com/ and no answering back either