Stealth Buying..............

[chrisjw]

Having read with great interest, members purchasing various vaping 'necessities' and then initiating the essential 'Stealth Buying' technique of shrewdly body swerving the subject of cost when it comes to explaining to their better half's their acquisitions, it has got me thinking that maybe it's time for me to re-introduce a 'er indoors' back into my life.......The main attraction being, that I quite relish the idea of having someone to keep me challenged in the aforementioned art & the added excitement & rush I would gain from getting away with something that 'Stealth Buying' entails. Now, obviously, taking such a big step requires serious consideration & I would need to mull over all the' fores and againsts' of acquiring such an accessory to my personage. For example, would it be hasty of me to go ahead & rush into this devious plan, without taking account of all the other little added extras that may be included with an 'er indoors'. Therefore, I would like to seek advice from members who already possess such an item, to help guide me in the right direction.... all suggestions gratefully received................

[beautycat]

Ohhhh is there an er in the pipeline chris? Is so details details details #icon_rofl# #icon_rofl# #icon_rofl#

[beautycat]

I have an OM not an er and not too much of a challenge at the mo cos he is spending OM computer software.

[OneDay]

Chris, it sounds like a big leap. Maybe you could get a blowup 'er to practice your technique on? You could try out your moves in private, without embarrasment or fear of failure.

[beautycat]

Jun 29, 2012 9:01:27 GMT OneDay said:

Chris, it sounds like a big leap. Maybe you could get a blowup 'er to practice your technique on? You could try out your moves in private, without embarrasment or fear of failure.

[chrisjw]

Jun 29, 2012 9:01:27 GMT OneDay said:

Chris, it sounds like a big leap. Maybe you could get a blowup 'er to practice your technique on? You could try out your moves in private, without embarrasment or fear of failure.

I appreciate that suggestion oneday & have, in fact, experimented with such an item once before, but unfortunately it all ended rather badly....................Having inserted air into 'Brenda' ( I felt it necessary to name her, in order to feel some modicum of closeness), a minor accident ensued in so far as it proceeded to go down on me, so obviously I felt compelled to return the faulty product to it's brown paper packaging, where it has remained, gathering dust ever since( would consider swapping for a new vision stardust if there is any interest). Therefore, I think that idea may have to be put on the back burner for the forseeable future, but I thank you from the heart of my bottom for the input...............................

[beautycat]

Jun 29, 2012 9:23:03 GMT chrisjw said:

Jun 29, 2012 9:01:27 GMT OneDay said:

Chris, it sounds like a big leap. Maybe you could get a blowup 'er to practice your technique on? You could try out your moves in private, without embarrasment or fear of failure.

I appreciate that suggestion oneday & have, in fact, experimented with such an item once before, but unfortunately it all ended rather badly....................Having inserted air into 'Brenda' ( I felt it necessary to name her, in order to feel some modicum of closeness), a minor accident ensued in so far as it proceeded to go down on me, so obviously I felt compelled to return the faulty product to it's brown paper packaging, where it has remained, gathering dust ever since( would consider swapping for a new vision stardust if there is any interest). Therefore, I think that idea may have to be put on the back burner for the forseeable future, but I thank you from the heart of my bottom for the input...............................

fancy putting Brenda on the back burner !

[OneDay]

Why am I not surprised you named her................??

[Sandra (aka Chillax)]

Jun 29, 2012 9:01:27 GMT OneDay said:

Chris, it sounds like a big leap. Maybe you could get a blowup 'er to practice your technique on? You could try out your moves in private, without embarrasment or fear of failure.

Unfortunately Chris, getting an 'er indoors' is not so simple to enjoy the art of Stealth shopping You need to firstly have ears and eyes pinned to ensure she is a tight b*%#h Or you could indeed end up with an 'er indoors' like my 'im indoors' who takes little interest in my vaping expenses, other than, if it happens to be 'im indoors' greeting the postie, where upon, he approaches me with my vapemail hidden in his top, says, 'I have bought you a pressie, I will gove you a clue, its something to do with Vaping' and promptly hands me the package So take heed Chris, not every 'better half' will give you the enjoyment you read about on here experienced by some members

I sadly have a huge decision to make, do I stay living this life of not ever experiencing the pleasure of Stealth shopper or, do I now get tempted, as you have planted the seed, into perhaps exchanging my 'im indoors' for a more exciting life of Stealth

[chrisjw]

Jun 29, 2012 9:29:32 GMT beautycat said:

Jun 29, 2012 9:23:03 GMT chrisjw said:

I appreciate that suggestion oneday & have, in fact, experimented with such an item once before, but unfortunately it all ended rather badly....................Having inserted air into 'Brenda' ( I felt it necessary to name her, in order to feel some modicum of closeness), a minor accident ensued in so far as it proceeded to go down on me, so obviously I felt compelled to return the faulty product to it's brown paper packaging, where it has remained, gathering dust ever since( would consider swapping for a new vision stardust if there is any interest). Therefore, I think that idea may have to be put on the back burner for the forseeable future, but I thank you from the heart of my bottom for the input...............................

fancy putting Brenda on the back burner !

Yes bt, probably not a good move on reflection, but Brenda actually suited the rather flushed, lived in look, that the heat initiated...............

[richdude]

I am a master of the above technique! But thats come from marine fish keeping! The phony buy one get one free offers, Discounts, Buying it of someone for well cheap when really ive paid the full price from a shop. the £80 fish that looked "miserable" in the shop so I had to buy it to make it happy ... The list goes on!!

[chrisjw]

Jun 29, 2012 9:38:44 GMT Sandra (aka Chillax) said:

Jun 29, 2012 9:01:27 GMT OneDay said:

Chris, it sounds like a big leap. Maybe you could get a blowup 'er to practice your technique on? You could try out your moves in private, without embarrasment or fear of failure.

Unfortunately Chris, getting an 'er indoors' is not so simple to enjoy the art of Stealth shopping You need to firstly have ears and eyes pinned to ensure she is a tight b*%#h Or you could indeed end up with an 'er indoors' like my 'im indoors' who takes little interest in my vaping expenses, other than, if it happens to be 'im indoors' greeting the postie, where upon, he approaches me with my vapemail hidden in his top, says, 'I have bought you a pressie, I will gove you a clue, its something to do with Vaping' and promptly hands me the package So take heed Chris, not every 'better half' will give you the enjoyment you read about on here experienced by some members

I sadly have a huge decision to make, do I stay living this life of not ever experiencing the pleasure of Stealth shopper or, do I now get tempted, as you have planted the seed, into perhaps exchanging my 'im indoors' for a more exciting life of Stealth

I do apologise for presenting this added problem to your life & as you so wisely stated, it's not something to be taken lightly or rushed................May I add in passing though, that the added bonus of rummaging around in the potential 'er indoors's top, does have it's attraction & something worth noting.............

[nicky]

Jun 29, 2012 9:23:03 GMT chrisjw said:

Jun 29, 2012 9:01:27 GMT OneDay said:

Chris, it sounds like a big leap. Maybe you could get a blowup 'er to practice your technique on? You could try out your moves in private, without embarrasment or fear of failure.

I appreciate that suggestion oneday & have, in fact, experimented with such an item once before, but unfortunately it all ended rather badly....................Having inserted air into 'Brenda' ( I felt it necessary to name her, in order to feel some modicum of closeness), a minor accident ensued in so far as it proceeded to go down on me, so obviously I felt compelled to return the faulty product to it's brown paper packaging, where it has remained, gathering dust ever since( would consider swapping for a new vision stardust if there is any interest). Therefore, I think that idea may have to be put on the back burner for the forseeable future, but I thank you from the heart of my bottom for the input...............................

I can't even reply to this.......................think i need to go away and have a think................it's times like now when i really feel the need for a cigarette.

[chrisjw]

Jun 29, 2012 9:47:18 GMT nicky said:

Jun 29, 2012 9:23:03 GMT chrisjw said:

I appreciate that suggestion oneday & have, in fact, experimented with such an item once before, but unfortunately it all ended rather badly....................Having inserted air into 'Brenda' ( I felt it necessary to name her, in order to feel some modicum of closeness), a minor accident ensued in so far as it proceeded to go down on me, so obviously I felt compelled to return the faulty product to it's brown paper packaging, where it has remained, gathering dust ever since( would consider swapping for a new vision stardust if there is any interest). Therefore, I think that idea may have to be put on the back burner for the forseeable future, but I thank you from the heart of my bottom for the input...............................

I can't even reply to this.......................think i need to go away and have a think................it's times like now when i really feel the need for a cigarette.

I'm so pleased to see that you understand the severity of my predicament nicky

[chrisjw]

Having read the replies and opinions to date, I now realise that there is more to this situation than meets the ear...................