Stealth Buying..............

[Batdragon (AKA Batty)]

I am not sure but I dont think there is a bloke ninja here, perhaps it is a women only thing?

[Batdragon (AKA Batty)]

Jun 29, 2012 11:23:40 GMT Annie said:

An 'er indoors' is for life not just for stealth buying

I beg to differ with you there, I have traded up for a far better model of "er indoors". I am going to stick with this one. Sometimes the first selections is not the right one

[chrisjw]

Jun 29, 2012 11:19:03 GMT beautycat said:

Jun 29, 2012 11:14:50 GMT chrisjw said:

It's interesting to get this broad spectrum of views & after a deep consultation with myself I think it possibly best to opt for your suggestion BC & keep Brenda firmly under wraps ( albeit brown paper packaging ) for the foreseeable future.......I wouldn't want to appear presumptuous to any likely candidate for a 'er indoors'.......maybe I could phase Brenda in at a later date, once my good self & 'er indoors have become better acquainted............

I think it's the best way chris.

I know if I was introduced to Brenda when I was going out with someone I would be heading for the hills

Good point BC, although she could come in handy if conversation between myself & Mrs potential 'er indoors became a tad vague.....at least with Brenda present, there would be a third party to bring into the equation...........

[chrisjw]

Jun 29, 2012 11:25:56 GMT Batdragon (AKA Batty) said:

Jun 29, 2012 11:23:40 GMT Annie said:

An 'er indoors' is for life not just for stealth buying

I beg to differ with you there, I have traded up for a far better model of "er indoors". I am going to stick with this one. Sometimes the first selections is not the right one

I couldn't agree more batty, having traded twice to date & improving the model on each occasion.............I believe third time lucky could prove beneficial..............

[maccafan]

Jun 29, 2012 9:01:27 GMT OneDay said:

Chris, it sounds like a big leap. Maybe you could get a blowup 'er to practice your technique on? You could try out your moves in private, without embarrasment or fear of failure.

As if the man needs encouragement in blowing things up..

[chrisjw]

Jun 29, 2012 11:40:47 GMT maccafan said:

Jun 29, 2012 9:01:27 GMT OneDay said:

Chris, it sounds like a big leap. Maybe you could get a blowup 'er to practice your technique on? You could try out your moves in private, without embarrasment or fear of failure.

As if the man needs encouragement in blowing things up..

He.......hee

[beautycat]

Jun 29, 2012 12:08:52 GMT chrisjw said:

Jun 29, 2012 11:40:47 GMT maccafan said:

As if the man needs encouragement in blowing things up..

He.......hee

[beautycat]

Jun 29, 2012 11:33:06 GMT chrisjw said:

Jun 29, 2012 11:19:03 GMT beautycat said:

I think it's the best way chris.

I know if I was introduced to Brenda when I was going out with someone I would be heading for the hills

Good point BC, although she could come in handy if conversation between myself & Mrs potential 'er indoors became a tad vague.....at least with Brenda present, there would be a third party to bring into the equation...........

Not sure Brenda has scintillating conversation skills chris.

[beautycat]

Also the thought of you asking have you met Brenda is making me laugh so much #icon_rofl# #icon_rofl# #icon_rofl#

[chrisjw]

Jun 29, 2012 12:16:28 GMT beautycat said:

Jun 29, 2012 11:33:06 GMT chrisjw said:

Good point BC, although she could come in handy if conversation between myself & Mrs potential 'er indoors became a tad vague.....at least with Brenda present, there would be a third party to bring into the equation...........

Not sure Brenda has scintillating conversation skills chris.

I have that particular avenue already covered BC, as I've been practicing my ventriloquist talents in readiness..............

[Annie]

I have that particular avenue already covered BC, as I've been practicing my ventriloquist talents in readiness..............

Not going to write what I'm thinking

(and why won't the quote show in a box ???)

[beeratz]

You absolutely crack me up Chris!!!! I've been laughing like mad at this haha

[kibbutzangel]

Chris you are a gem! You've cheered me up on a very bad day

[OneDay]

Annie the quote isn't showing coz you have the tags wrong. It needs to be [ quote] at the beginning and [ /quote] at the end

[nicky]

Chris, just advertise for one who is blind, deaf and with no sense of smell and you should be on to a winner.