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Gentle Metal,

thanks for the heads up DiscoDes, just ordered a silver one for my boy, always complaining about his provari falling over when he puts it on the table, should be a good little mod for out and about.

To the owner/walker of the dog that bit me this morning (based on the premise that your walking route may now change for the indefinite future).
Dear sir, I do have grave concerns that you are not fully aware of the dietary requirements of your animal, the poor thing must have been starving for it to have looked upon me as a valuable source of protein and nutrients which would be of benefit to it, even as it partook of the flesh of my right thigh, I could not help but feel sorry for the poor little mite. I was quite willing to discuss these points with you, you do seem a caring sort, however witnessing the speed you departed the area I believe you must have been extremely late for a very important meeting, even as I was shouting after you, you did not stop. As you scurried away dragging the poor animal on its lead behind you I think I heard a murmured sorry but I cannot be sure.
If we do not get to see each other again let me take this opportunity to tell you about the exciting day I have had since our meeting this morning. After hobbling/hopping round the corner to my place of work I was advised to attend the local A+E department (a rare treat indeed) I thoroughly enjoyed sitting in the waiting room, I actually find it very difficult to imagine a more perfect way to spend two and a half hours, added to the anticipation of awaiting treatment I made the most of it and caught up with some back issues of our modern literary greats, the wealth of knowledge I gained over this somewhat minimal period of time is wondrous indeed, I perused and absorbed facts, took part in quizzes to determine how I can be a better husband and lover from titles such as “Womans Own (May 1974)” and with a superb article on making xmas decorations with meat, the classic December 2006 edition of “Slimming World”, “The Railway Enthusiast” and the cream of the crop “Wood Turners weekly”. Even now I am finding it hard to contain myself.
The treatment itself was lovely, unfortunately my mere flesh wound did not require stitches (imagine my disappointment) though to make up for it the kind nurse cleaned the wound with alcohol wipes which left a refreshing stinging and tingling sensation which was rather pleasant, this followed by a Tetanus injection which even now after 12 hours is reassuringly throbbing away in time with the wound on my leg.
I really don’t know how to properly thank you sir, you have enriched my life no end and I even have the prospect of making a special trip to the clothes shop to purchase some new trousers to replace the ones I was wearing when we met.
Yours Sincerely
Ausfost

VG from boots and Vodka to thin it down, selection of bottles, mixing pots and syringes for measuring, if mixing menthols you really need separate ones for this as they may taint your other flavours good luck. Don't forget your sticky labels so you know whats in your bottle

welcome aboard, the shineyitus is contagious just be careful icon_shoppingm

being a bit of a technophobe could do with your guidance, i often watch programmes/films through my tv from a usb stick, my good lady and i are jetting off to Egg wiped next week and don't want to take the laptop as too big to put in room safe, is there anything around relatively inexpensive that may fit that we could take with us to play these formats via usb port?
hope that makes sense ???