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Post by OliverB on Mar 6, 2016 18:25:15 GMT
If you want it sweeter, add sweetener, in much the same way as if you want it radioactive, add nuclear waste. Personally, I prefer chocolate the same way I prefer coffee and women: bitter and slightly unpleasant. The Chocolate Deutsch, by the way, is very strong. |
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Post by OliverB on Mar 5, 2016 18:50:32 GMT
bandersnatch
cap chai tea 5%
salub panettone 6%
m&p calipitter chow 4%
cc devon cream 3%
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Post by OliverB on Mar 5, 2016 18:40:47 GMT
otter’s pocket
inawera watermelon 5%
inawera pear 4%
chef rebranded tigers blood 4%
inawera lemon mix 2%
chef rebranded peppermint blend 2%
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Post by OliverB on Mar 5, 2016 18:36:57 GMT
CHOCOLATE STARFISH
mom & pop butterfly bait 5%
chef's choice chocolate milk 5%
chef's choice reeces 3%
chef's choice banana yoghurt 4%
flavorah chocolate deutsch 1%
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Post by OliverB on Mar 4, 2016 20:15:01 GMT
I got some spam offering to increase the volume of my sperm.
Ridiculous. Who the hell wants loud sperm?
It'd be a dead giveaway in the library.
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Post by OliverB on Mar 2, 2016 15:19:45 GMT
Did anyone else buy a Joyetech Cuboid 150w mod from Fasttech? Did you shove a pair of batteries in, click the button the requisite number of times and get no response? Did you try another pair of batteries, then another, then another, then another, until you accepted the device was thoroughly banjaxed and DOA? Did you swear a lot and feel like hurling the bloody thing against the wall? Did you fire off a stiff note to the good people of Fasttech whilst cursing them and their offspring, yea, unto seven generations? Did you sit slumped on your sofa, feeling stymied and defeated and that you might as well spend this year setting fire to banknotes? Did you then get an overwhelming urge to post the picture of the thoughtful gibbon then go to bed?  |
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Post by OliverB on Mar 1, 2016 23:13:59 GMT
Did I do all this. Flush flush I'm bloody seething right now lol. |
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Post by OliverB on Mar 1, 2016 19:05:40 GMT
Having been away for a while i have found my old juices dated mid 2014,would you try them? Yeah, I've got some from 2013. They've gone a bit dark, but they're fine. Nice to see you back, by the way. |
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Post by OliverB on Mar 1, 2016 18:55:53 GMT
A blokes perspective of hanging out the washing is the better you hang it the more chance you have of not wearing creased clothes as ironing is just not happening, it's drip-dry or it stays in the shop. Shop? Nope. I buy all clothes in bulk on Ebay, thus avoiding any need to go actual shopping, which is second only to prostate examination on my Bad But Necessary Things list. Also, since taking early retirement and leaving all notions of personal grooming behind, I have found no reason not to fully embrace the crumpled dragged-through-a-hedge look. |
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Post by OliverB on Mar 1, 2016 18:36:09 GMT
It's a Woman Thing.
Ah, say no more.
<nods sagely>
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Post by OliverB on Mar 1, 2016 18:27:00 GMT
When one leg is the right way out and the other is the wrong way out or one sleeve inside and one sleeve out I did try to put it in my bestest English  2 teenagers who fling clothes in the basket the way they have pulled them off and a hubby who washes and hangs them the same way and they wonder they I'm half crazy  Yes, you put it beautifully, and I understand what you meant, I just don't understand what difference it makes if one sleeve/leg is inside out and one isn't. |
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Post by OliverB on Mar 1, 2016 18:11:28 GMT
I'm puzzled. Why wouldn't it dry? Surely if the sleeve/leg was the right side out, the inside would dry at the same time as the outside, so if it was inside out, wouldn't the outside that was in dry at the same time as the inside that was out? I speak as a haphazard clothes arranger myself, of course. |
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Post by OliverB on Mar 1, 2016 17:33:14 GMT
My brother. When I'm sitting in my parents' house, he'll come in, switch on the TV, flip to Sky Sports News and sit there, gently belching, legs apart and mouth hanging open, oblivious to any conversation in the room. Or he'll switch to some shopping channel and I'll have to put up with twenty minutes of some halfwit shouting at me to buy a Codswallop Deluxe Pro II, or whatever absurd piece of crap they're flogging. Also, he seems physically incapable of closing a door behind him. And furthermore, at the age of 50, he has never cooked a meal for himself or washed his own grimy kecks. He is my brother, so I am obliged to put up with him, and he might come in handy if I ever need a kidney, but I cannot spend much time with him without wanting to punch him in the face.
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Post by OliverB on Mar 1, 2016 8:42:11 GMT
I hate the ongoing oppression and exploitation of the proletariat by the owners of the means of production and getting my todger trapped in my zipper.
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Post by OliverB on Mar 1, 2016 8:35:45 GMT
Yes, I know, it's the principle.
But I'm feeling a bit guilty that I might have gone over the top. Ridicule is perilously close to bullying, and just because someone is asking for it doesn't mean you should deliver it.
Do you think I should replace my original post with a nice picture of a thoughtful gibbon, @spikeyfridge ?
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2 teenagers who fling clothes in the basket the way they have pulled them off and a hubby who washes and hangs them the same way and they wonder they I'm half crazy 