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Post by nicky on Jul 30, 2012 12:20:24 GMT
I'm thinking of getting a petition started to stop people from smoking outdoors i hate it that much now .
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Jul 30, 2012 12:09:18 GMT
Post by nicky on Jul 30, 2012 12:09:18 GMT
Am thinking of buying a new laptop and will give mine to my friends little girl, but i want to ensure that all traces of websites etc (an no not naughty ones) have been deleted in case they are not suitable for a child.
Am i correct in thinking that if i go into history and delete it all that's it or is there something else i can do.
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Post by nicky on Jul 29, 2012 6:46:06 GMT
It was hard getting over my addiction to the okey cokey.................but now i've turned myself around now, an that's what it's all about. !
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Post by nicky on Jul 27, 2012 17:36:11 GMT
This morning on the motorway,I looked over to my left and there was a woman In a brand new Range Rover doing 70 miles per hr with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds ! and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup.
As a man I don't scare easily but she scared me so much I dropped my electric shaver which knocked the meat pie out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, It knocked my mobile phone away from my ear which fell Into the coffee between my legs splashed and burned big Jim and the Twins, ruined the darn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.
Bloody women drivers!!
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Post by nicky on Jul 27, 2012 17:26:19 GMT
Irish Fire Insurance
A man and his wife moved back home to Cork , from London.
The wife had a wooden leg and to insure it in Britain was £2000.00 a year!
When they arrived in Cork , they went to an Insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure the wooden leg.
The agent looked it up on the computer and said to the couple, '€39.00.'
The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap here in Ireland to insure, because it cost him £2000.00 in England!
The agent turned his computer screen to the couple and said, 'Well, here it is on the screen,it says:
*Any wooden structure, with a sprinkler system over it, is €39.00.*'
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Post by nicky on Jul 27, 2012 6:53:46 GMT
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Post by nicky on Jul 25, 2012 19:07:41 GMT
Happy Birthday Des
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Post by nicky on Jul 23, 2012 7:05:43 GMT
Forum Name Nicky Real Name Nicky Mobile No Anyone can have my mob but not if your easily offended because you automatically go on my list for all the naughty jokes that do the rounds Meet up at 11 No, but i'll be with you in spirit.
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Post by nicky on Jul 22, 2012 15:17:47 GMT
Good luck #icon_rofl#
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Post by nicky on Jul 22, 2012 14:46:39 GMT
Oh well looks like i'm the odd one out, i don't like it.
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Post by nicky on Jul 20, 2012 6:39:38 GMT
Steve
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Post by nicky on Jul 11, 2012 6:32:27 GMT
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Post by nicky on Jul 9, 2012 19:43:19 GMT
OMG i was over an hour and a half in the bath reading this tonight, iv never read anything like this before Nicky get reading Not got round to starting it yet Bel, but i will.
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Post by nicky on Jul 6, 2012 18:07:54 GMT
Mine came yesterday not started it yet though.
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Post by nicky on Jul 6, 2012 17:30:29 GMT
Happy Birthday Lilac.
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