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Post by RangersBillyBoy on Mar 6, 2016 8:58:18 GMT
No Fasttech seem to have found a market for all sorts of sex toys over the last 5-6 months, whether it sells in Europe or the States or Asia I don't know. But given the large numbers of said articles appearing every day in the New Arrivals page someone's buying them. Just did a quick search on sex toys and there's 8 pages worth. Link?  |
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Post by RangersBillyBoy on Mar 6, 2016 5:50:53 GMT
**UPDATE** At about 22:00 I went to bed. I had left Tommy in the kitchen as per our usual routine. As I carried Ursula upstairs I felt compelled to take Tommy with us. I placed Tommy on the bedside drawers so he could actually see what Ursula and I got up to. After Ursula fulfilled me like no other can I placed her on the bedside cabinet just in front of Tommy. I woke up to find that Tommy had enjoyed a dry night. My conclusion: Jealousy. The moral of the story dear reader: if you ever have an unexpected hardware issue be it spitting hot liquid in one's mouth, leaking, gurgling etc rule out jealousy first. You're welcome. Or, as I see it RangersBillyBoy , try a threesome. No striker42 Tommy was merely a voyeur. No touching or interaction. |
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Post by RangersBillyBoy on Mar 6, 2016 5:32:11 GMT
**UPDATE**
At about 22:00 I went to bed.
I had left Tommy in the kitchen as per our usual routine.
As I carried Ursula upstairs I felt compelled to take Tommy with us. I placed Tommy on the bedside drawers so he could actually see what Ursula and I got up to.
After Ursula fulfilled me like no other can I placed her on the bedside cabinet just in front of Tommy. I woke up to find that Tommy had enjoyed a dry night.
My conclusion: Jealousy.
The moral of the story dear reader: if you ever have an unexpected hardware issue be it spitting hot liquid in one's mouth, leaking, gurgling etc rule out jealousy first.
You're welcome.
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Post by RangersBillyBoy on Mar 5, 2016 19:11:16 GMT
I'm not saying a word.
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Post by RangersBillyBoy on Mar 5, 2016 18:40:23 GMT
I'm sorry. I was hoping for something else.  |
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Post by RangersBillyBoy on Mar 5, 2016 18:13:23 GMT
violetblade Tommy and I usually have a glass of sherry before bed. We occasionally have cheese and biscuits late in the evening. Quite possibly Tommy may have suffered a nightmare from eating Roquefort too late. I used to take a sub called Kanger to bed. Then Ursula came into my life. She is not without her faults; her temperamental coils for example. I'd be having nightmares as well if you made me eat mouldy cheese! Could it be his incontinence pad have you tried changing it? Are they ready made pads or make your own? What sort of tank person is Tommy? you know I would never make you do anything, especially regarding my mouldy cheese. I shall say no more than Tommy has been a life saver, a dear friend and a man servant. Ursula keeps me awake on occasion. A very tempting site sat next to me in bed. |
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Post by RangersBillyBoy on Mar 5, 2016 17:34:05 GMT
Tommy has been in my service for quite some time. He has served me nobly. As a true hero should !! a trusted friend is worth trying to help out in his time of need. Has maybe one of his underpants rings worn or got a little nick out of it so letting his wee seep out @broadblaster I've given his rings s damn good going over. They appear all in order. I can't see any cracks or chips however I have now used the spare glass. If over night Tommy disgraces himself again I might have to consider the kind option and put him to sleep. |
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Mar 5, 2016 17:12:41 GMT
Post by RangersBillyBoy on Mar 5, 2016 17:12:41 GMT
It could just be old age for Tommy bit of incontinence creeping in Tommy has been in my service for quite some time. He has served me nobly. |
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Post by RangersBillyBoy on Mar 5, 2016 16:48:44 GMT
Will you ever learn not to give Tommy a drink before bed wait until he wakes in the morning also remember to give him high praise if he has a dry night. Do you ever think he might just be jealous of Ursula? (just noticed you realized the jealousy bit)  Seriously I've no idea seems all tanks are temperamental buggers I placed my subtank in my handbag one day and it emptied it's entire contents all over my bag after I swore at it a few times it's been very well behaved I did nothing different that day and nothing different after yet it's never done it again. Tommy and I usually have a glass of sherry before bed. We occasionally have cheese and biscuits late in the evening. Quite possibly Tommy may have suffered a nightmare from eating Roquefort too late. I used to take a sub called Kanger to bed. Then Ursula came into my life. She is not without her faults; her temperamental coils for example. |
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Gusher
Mar 5, 2016 16:07:20 GMT
Post by RangersBillyBoy on Mar 5, 2016 16:07:20 GMT
This only ever happens to me if I overfill....I always leave a visible 2mm gap at the top of the liquid viewed in the vertical. If I fill without seeing the gap, then it's guaranteed to leak and empty it's contents through the airflow slots. I learned that lesson previously. This is very odd. I've been using it all day totally leak free. |
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Post by RangersBillyBoy on Mar 5, 2016 15:13:43 GMT
RangersBillyBoy ... So true my friend... but that doesn't mean I like it. If supporters stopped buying stupid shirts and paying ridiculous entrance fees (for the average fan) perhaps it might come back into the 'real' world. We can only hope. And by the way, will you stop confusing a 'pensioner' by changing your name! People will buy the shirts as their 'heroes' wear them. Raffles I changed it with you in mind. After you wondered if I was a Mc/Mac I thought if give you a clue. |
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Post by RangersBillyBoy on Mar 5, 2016 14:56:30 GMT
Raffles the players now are not just seen as commodities to win matches. The top players fulfil a role which is much more important; income. For example (figures made up by me) Lionel Messi earns £20 million PA. Barca earn £20 million in gate receipts. Barca earn £15 million selling 'Messi' shirts. Barca earn £45 million from kit suppliers. Barca earn £10 million TV rights. Barca earn £200 million in sponsorship. If Barca don't pay Messi £X then it is doubtfu if he'd still be there. If not, it is arguable if Barca would earn the above money thus not being in a position to be able to afford or attract other top players. This the downward spiral starts. Football will never be the same again.
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Post by RangersBillyBoy on Mar 5, 2016 8:32:48 GMT
Folks, I have issues. Not 'those' ones but my TFV4.
For the second night running I took the batteries out of the mod and left 'Tommy' screwed in. As always when Tommy is not in use I close up his air holes (in case he gets cold.)
I had just filled up an amazing DIY gingerbread cream ready for the morning. (I take my Crown to the bedroom as I like variety and I'm happy to admit that whilst I've also taken Tommy to bed in the past I do prefer 'Ursula'.)
My apologies, I digress.
I came down this morning expecting my taste buds to come alive with ginger only to find Tommy had shot his load everywhere.
Tommy was stood up to attention all night on top of his friend Sig Fuchai.
Tommy does not do this in the day or whilst I'm using him.
Why Tommy why?
Is he jealous I take Ursula to bed? Is he consciously telling me he doesn't like my juice?
Or (I know this is unlikely) is it something technical?
* Stock Clapton Coil.
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Post by RangersBillyBoy on Mar 5, 2016 4:29:06 GMT
doozyvapeco I think you may have posted this in the incorrect place. After all, this thread was made in order to mourn striker42 . Fortunately we are now celebrating his rebirth.
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Post by RangersBillyBoy on Mar 4, 2016 6:27:42 GMT
Oh sorry. I assumed you'd discovered my personal secret. |
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