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Post by rosylea on Aug 20, 2012 10:46:43 GMT

Amongst all the angst at the mo,a few of us(me included) seem to have lost our sense of humour.
Lets all post some really stupid jokes or sayings,obviously no sexism,racism or any other ism please,just keeep it clean.
I wil start it off with....
A blonde walks into,just kidding

I saw a sign the other day that made me wet myself,
it said,"Toilet closed"!

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beautycat Super Member Joined:May 2012 Posts: 5,325 Location: Likes: 1,033 P.M. Recent Posts Last Online Nov 15, 2021 7:19:51 GMT	Wanted Aug 20, 2012 10:48:44 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by beautycat on Aug 20, 2012 10:48:44 GMT Aug 20, 2012 10:46:43 GMT @rosylea said: I saw a sign the other day that made me wet myself, it said,"Toilet closed"!
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rosylea Guest	Wanted Aug 20, 2012 10:56:29 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by rosylea on Aug 20, 2012 10:56:29 GMT Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesnt Come on peps,i am sure i am not the only child on here
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rosylea Guest	Wanted Aug 20, 2012 11:07:21 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by rosylea on Aug 20, 2012 11:07:21 GMT What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? a stick
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rosylea Guest	Wanted Aug 20, 2012 11:35:33 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by rosylea on Aug 20, 2012 11:35:33 GMT who is there
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ciar Super Member Joined:June 2012 Posts: 557 Location: Likes: 2 P.M. Recent Posts Last Online Sept 10, 2018 16:30:02 GMT	Wanted Aug 20, 2012 11:37:39 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by ciar on Aug 20, 2012 11:37:39 GMT Aug 20, 2012 11:35:33 GMT @rosylea said: who is there you are..........
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rosylea Guest	Wanted Aug 20, 2012 11:38:34 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by rosylea on Aug 20, 2012 11:38:34 GMT lol
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Post by ciar on Aug 20, 2012 11:41:01 GMT

One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer, and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer, and started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!!"

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Thou shalt not buy more Shiniez!! ;-)
Any opinions I express are mine and mine alone, please don't read what I write as gospel... i thank you ;-)

Sandra (aka Chillax) Super Member Tiz great to vape. Joined:October 2011 Posts: 7,804 Location: Likes: 367 P.M. Recent Posts Last Online Jun 9, 2013 14:12:54 GMT	Wanted Aug 20, 2012 12:06:08 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Sandra (aka Chillax) on Aug 20, 2012 12:06:08 GMT #icon_rofl# #icon_rofl# What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk!
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