Not Feeling The Christmas Spirit

[Ron]

Many of us have driven home from social events, even though we know we shouldn't have. A few nights ago, I was out for an evening with friends and had a few martinis, some rather nice wine and a white russian. Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before...I took a cab home. Sure enough, I passed a police checkpoint but since it was a cab, they waved it through. I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise because I have never driven a cab before and am not sure where I got it nor what to do with it now that it's in my garage.....