My wife asked why ?

[Gary Horder]

The question all us vapers must fear the most " Why have you got so much of this vapnig stuff " she was looking at my side table, containing 

Vamo
KTS+
SVD
vv ego

4 x protanks
4 x evods
2 x mnii protanks
2 x puritak
RSST
igo l

various no name drippers

This is just what's on view, she does not even know about the fasttech order ... yet

how do i explain this one, what do you use to explain this shiyitus madness

[Bluefish]

Backups man, backups

[chuck]

I tell the wife I need a few devices on the go so I don't get bored. Give her a serious look and say" I really don't want to start smoking again do I". Works every time

[Perpetua]

I've only the dog to answer to . . . saves a lot of excuse valid reason making.

[chykensa]

I keep it all tucked away in a big plastic box above eye level - saves all the grief!

Here follows my top tips for an easy life.
Only ever have one mod and atty on view at once, intercept the postie at the door when you can (you would all be proud of me today, caught the postie when signing for a larger package, non-vaping related, and snuck my iClear16s into the garage temporarily!), and get yourself an imaginary vaping friend/colleague/drinking buddy who doesn't have Paypal.
If you need any more help avoiding SWMBO aggro, just give me a shout!

[giles]

"Well, love, there's still a chance that they might ban it, so I need to make sure that I have supplies to cover the next few years at least"

[stonethecrows]

Nov 23, 2013 22:31:35 GMT Gary Horder said:

The question all us vapers must fear the most " Why have you got so much of this vapnig stuff " she was looking at my side table, containing 

Vamo
KTS+
SVD
vv ego

4 x protanks
4 x evods
2 x mnii protanks
2 x puritak
RSST
igo l

various no name drippers

This is just what's on view, she does not even know about the fasttech order ... yet

how do i explain this one, what do you use to explain this shiyitus madness

Just say ''all this stuff could/will prolong my life by 10/20....30yrs'' and ''look at all the money I'm saving ( allegedly )...'' 
The moooses has started ''badgering'' me, about the same stuff. I think its really bugging her now, because, before it was, at the end of the day when postie had been. All the junk mail and bills were left oon the side for me, and she would have taken delivery of yet ANOTHER 'true blood' or some sort of vampire fantasy/smuty book- but now its, ''is that for me dearest'' tsk tsk more vape mail . Never thought I'd say this, but, isnt it great when the postie has been. In fact, I'm going to say to her next time her stacks and stacks of smuty books fall all over the place, ''how many tree's have been chopped down, for your true blood, vampire, 50shadesofnetto addiction'' No doubt she'll come back at me with some posh phrase that she's picked up in uni'. I mean, is there a posh way of saying ''well, actually - my books are made from recycled bog paper''?

So yes OP - I can totally sympathize with you.

[alansi]

Nov 23, 2013 22:40:42 GMT Bluefish said:

Backups man, backups

When I was smoking I was buying the lighters, allways have more than ten. For backups, of course...

[jaye12]

Haha, mine encourages me too buy more :-) she says she hates the smell of smoke and what's me too live longer . I'm quite lucky lol

[Super-Shiny]

Nov 23, 2013 22:58:41 GMT Perpetua said:

I've only the dog to answer to . . . saves a lot of excuse valid reason making.

The dog might not be able to say anything but i bet he does this when the postie delivers some new shiny:

[Roscopecotrain]

I have said it before and i will say it again. Any uk orders you make to vendors you regularly use and stuff from forum members get them to write competition win on it. Bingo!

[griffon10]

why do you have all that gear? you don't really need it do you? neither do i. but i bloody well want it.

[Karma]

It's good to read about others who have learned my Ninja ways

Never, ever have all your gear on show at once, is my top tip. Followed by always get rid of all packaging and act as though you've always had the item. It's sort of like hiding it right under their nose

What does wind Mr K up is my flavour concentrates in the fridge, there's not even that many! I think it's because it's taking up beer room

Oh, and the other thing is clothes. When my wardrobe(s) get full to bursting I sometimes steal space in his 1 that never goes down well and the time my tower of boot boxes fell down on him spewing boots everywhere, that was an interesting converstaion

[Bluefish]

This is my little collection



It's all I have, well apart from what's in the top two drawers on the left and what's in the two boxes under the table, and a bit in the freezer, so not a lot really. Dunno what your Mrs is complaining about Gary

[ukric]

If you want a bit of quiet on the issue then I would go with the handbag or shoes argument. I reckon most women have more than one (a pair in the case of shoes) of each