you know you're a vaper when........

[Village idiot formerly tjlumle]

Nov 30, 2013 11:51:28 GMT jeffc said:

When you realise that you are extending your life by 15 mins every time you vape. Where as a `smoker` you were shortening your life by 15 mins.

Nearly forgot, YOU SMELL MUCH BETTER. (no stinking fag smells)

Vape on SAFELY peeps.

Where`s that fe****g postie .

Breath better, smell better and have cleaner teeth

[Perpetua]

When you no longer have to attack your fingers and nails with a toothbrush & lemon juice to try and get rid of the nicotine stains.

[dognosh]

when there are no more noise injunctions from your neighbours , as your coughing has stopped

[daveyboy37]

Nov 30, 2013 11:51:28 GMT jeffc said:

Where`s that fe****g postie .

[dagl]

You get in your car, put the ignition key in your mouth and push the button....

[jaysey]

Nov 30, 2013 12:52:59 GMT Perpetua said:

When you no longer have to attack your fingers and nails with a toothbrush & lemon juice to try and get rid of the nicotine stains.

Ooh I hated that ! Bleach and an emery board !! And then taking the skin off as well !!

[Deleted]

Nov 30, 2013 12:52:59 GMT Perpetua said:

When you no longer have to attack your fingers and nails with a toothbrush & lemon juice to try and get rid of the nicotine stains.

And your OH used to say, for what seemed the billionth time, "you can't scrub your lungs clean, you know!" 

[davetherayon]

...when the postman always knocks twice... or three times... or four and says 'MORE mail for you!'

[daveyboy37]

When postie knocks and brings you an iPad Air, when really you just wanted your iClears to arrive. Another day goes by without being able to try my Minty The Toff.

[Carpe Vapor]

When your wife bashes round the head yet again for stealing her clear nail varnish to protect the digits on your mixing syringe.

When you have more drip tips, attys mods and batteries than your wife has lipsticks, nail varnish and shoes (last one may be OTT - but have you met my wife ha)

When Postie comments on the lovely fragrance coming from your parcel and you hope to dear god that the TJ RA inside isn't cracked/broken

[DiscoDes]

When everything stops at 9pm nightly and you watch Vapourtrails.tv

[Pepperty]

Nov 29, 2013 15:03:29 GMT @freefromsmoking said:

When you stand outside the pub with your smoker mate, with a 9 inch mod and tank combo hanging from your lips and think how stupid he looks dragging on an analogue.

Oh gawd, laughed SO HARD I think I swallowed a lung? I got offered 'a real one' when stood outside theatre yesterday ( my mum on a ciggie, me proudly hammering my itaste vv) some bloke double took and tried to offer me a cigarette - in pity....whilst I was pitying him and his weeny frozen 5yr old kiddie!!

[jaysey]

You spend more time thinking what vaping combo to take on the Xmas night out than what dress to wear !

[Karma]

Dec 5, 2013 21:17:32 GMT jaysey said:

You spend more time thinking what vaping combo to take on the Xmas night out than what dress to wear !

Just wait until you have to pack for a holiday

[kailey]

Nov 29, 2013 20:24:48 GMT daveyboy37 said:

Nov 29, 2013 20:20:08 GMT poochops said:

Your credit card bill for the previous 30 days is £287.74, and you've only used it for online shopping in shops with escape, flights, alba, mule, 28, fast, gear, cabin and cloud in their name

when you actually know the full name of those stores, have them bookmarked and regularly check them out.