jaysey
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If life throws you lemons slice em up and throw them in a very large vodka :)
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Post by jaysey on Nov 29, 2013 19:45:21 GMT
Or you spend all day on this forum when you are supposed to be working ........
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daveyboy37
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Life is too short to recoil :-)
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Post by daveyboy37 on Nov 29, 2013 19:53:46 GMT
Or you spend all day on this forum when you are supposed to be working ........ Are you referring to yourself?? Or have you been spying on me  |
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poochops
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Post by poochops on Nov 29, 2013 20:20:08 GMT
Your credit card bill for the previous 30 days is £287.74, and you've only used it for online shopping in shops with escape, flights, alba, mule, 28, fast, gear, cabin and cloud in their name
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daveyboy37
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Life is too short to recoil :-)
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Post by daveyboy37 on Nov 29, 2013 20:24:48 GMT
Your credit card bill for the previous 30 days is £287.74, and you've only used it for online shopping in shops with escape, flights, alba, mule, 28, fast, gear, cabin and cloud in their name  |
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tracerace1
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married to a vaper
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Post by tracerace1 on Nov 29, 2013 21:47:30 GMT
when the postman asks where I buy my vape gear from! rather than question whats in the parcel.....see folks not all RM employee's are on their side.  |
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Post by Village idiot formerly tjlumle on Nov 29, 2013 23:05:27 GMT
Your credit card bill for the previous 30 days is £287.74, and you've only used it for online shopping in shops with escape, flights, alba, mule, 28, fast, gear, cabin and cloud in their name And that was just Xmas shopping for you haha |
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zeldamum
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Beacon Vape
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Post by zeldamum on Nov 30, 2013 6:29:18 GMT
When a random stranger starts comparing the smell of your cloud of vapour over the smell of smokers smoke.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 30, 2013 7:06:08 GMT
When 90% of the debits on your bank statement are "PayPal payment"
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Post by Deleted on Nov 30, 2013 7:08:15 GMT
When you get so excited and rush to greet the postman that your wife thinks you are on the turn  |
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Post by Perpetua on Nov 30, 2013 8:10:56 GMT
Some of these replies are an absolute scream. Loving reading them.  |
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Post by Village idiot formerly tjlumle on Nov 30, 2013 8:24:32 GMT
When you talk to your postman more than your oh (just kidding of course) although the oh thinks I talk to you lot more than I do her
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ionian
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Shine up your life!
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Post by ionian on Nov 30, 2013 8:52:50 GMT
When your phone's autocorrect has given up trying to change words like myepack, atty and clearo.
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Post by Village idiot formerly tjlumle on Nov 30, 2013 11:11:41 GMT
When your phone autocorrects Romelee, freefromsmoking and Roscoepecotrain and Perpetua haha
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Post by Village idiot formerly tjlumle on Nov 30, 2013 11:14:47 GMT
The fact that you have just worked out with everything you have spent if you stay cig free until 07/2/2014 you will break even with no more spending doubt that will happen as will need more juice by then unless I like the royal and my new golden rollie wins me over
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jeffc
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Post by jeffc on Nov 30, 2013 11:51:28 GMT
When you realise that you are extending your life by 15 mins every time you vape. Where as a `smoker` you were shortening your life by 15 mins. Nearly forgot, YOU SMELL MUCH BETTER. (no stinking fag smells) Vape on SAFELY peeps. Where`s that fe****g postie .  |
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