Dilemma( and in iPad words only)

[Smokeybebe]

Going to only write this in the words of predictive text IPad speak...because I'm sick of editing, and it might amuse me anyway

Ok, as of now....

I have a next door neighbour who is lovingly but a little old fashion and wears some interesteriol clothes.

She has few friends and can be long, but does go,to rock and roll weakly. Anyway, there is a party at the rock and roll and she bouts me a ticker ( a Xmas prezzie , I didn't know) to go with her. I really really dod t want to go, not only because it's on a school nought and I have to get up ( it's a thursday nought , Daffy nought for a party!) but I have to be ready by 6.30 and I don't get home till 5.30, on a Thursday , and it's spouse a dresser affair so will be Russian round like a mad thong!

Anyway, she mad herself a rock and roll dress to wear, it's all fairy with embroiled sparklers and nettles under stairs and flails out. Not my cup of the but I told her it was lovingly and that she would look petty, etched etched. She kept asking what I was wear and I said I didn't know yetti , that I would let her knowingly.

Today she comes in with the most hide skirt I have ever seen , she had stared making it a few tears ago and never fished it, so got it out and fished it for me to wear . It's all,fairy out , sparklers, nettles, etched etched , so,etching I wouldn't be seen dead in not Ina million tears!

I said " oh no, I couldn't wearing that, I might ruins it or spoil it, it's so petty but I couldn't, honestly....but thanks so much for offering it., " etching etching...

She's insisting! She fished it for me, it's some thong she wanted to do, I've been kind to her, etching etching ...

What can I do...?..??? I can't go,out like that, honestly. I can't. but she mad it for me, was so pleasured when she brought it in to me, if I don't wee it I will hurt her feet ! I tried it on tonight and I look like Joanie from happiness days. And the nettles under stairs itch anyway..and it all makes a rusty sound when I walk .

I know I'm going to have to,hurt her feet and say I can't wee it and she is going to be so upsetting, but is that bad of me, am I being shellfish? Do I wearing it and hop I don't see anyone I know? Just sit on a dark copper all night and wish the world would swollen me up? Or do I be honestly and risk her feelers being hurt.

help me......

Omg...just read back!

[Ron]

Can I have a glass of what your drinking please

[Smokeybebe]

Actually I'm very sober, mores the pity. It's the iPad that's posses as a gart. See!! It just did it again!

[jordan]

If I could understand it I would give an appropriate response...

But in the theme of things here goes nothing.

I think you shed wee it and hop for the breast that you dot bump into anything you now since she has gone two the time and effect to made it four yew

Think I nailed the Ipad language there

No but seriously if you really don't feel you can wear it then it would be best to let her down gently and maybe come up with something to wear and show her that before you tell her you don't want to wear what she has made because it's a bit much for you?

[Smokeybebe]

Dec 10, 2013 1:36:28 GMT jordan said:

If I could understand it I would give an appropriate response...

But in the theme of things here goes nothing.

I think you shed wee it and hop for the breast that you dot bump into anything you now since she has gone two the time and effect to made it four yew

Think I nailed the Ipad language there

No but seriously if you really don't feel you can wear it then it would be best to let her down gently and maybe come up with something to wear and show her that before you tell her you don't want to wear what she has made because it's a bit much for you?

thanks. Glad you understood the general meaning.

Thanks for your suggestion...and the iPad speak

[giles]

I'm still wondering what nettles under stairs are. Not sure I want to know though.


I think you've got to be able to say something like 'sorry, its very pretty but its just not me'. Or you'll have the same problem again one day with something else.

[Deleted]

... reads like the French policeman's part in an 'Allo, 'Allo script

[fiddles]

Here is good idea get a new ipad as mine is no where as bad as yours ( but they do say they learn the more you use them say no more ) OR settings > general > keyboard > autocorrect > off

[Blownupdolly]

Aha! thank you fiddles I shall go do that now as my iPad keeps doing the same thing as smokeys although not as bad. It drives me nuts!

As for the skirt smokey. Not sure what to do apart from be honest yet do it as kindly as possible.

[newdawn]

Not sure if I read your ipad speak correctly, but would this excuse work? You've sensitive skin and after trying it on, fear the netting in the skirt will cause fierce discomfort during the night out. If she offers to take the netting out, say oh no...you'd hate for her to ruin the lovely structure of the skirt and maybe there's someone else who can wear it.

Edit - I'd suggest you make sure you've a plan B outfit already selected prior to giving that excuse.  That way you can tell her you've managed to come up with something before she goes about making you another outfit.  

[Bluefish]

Could all of a sudden get the lurgy and be unable to attend, so sorry you can't make it lol Sent from a superior device.

[Deleted]

Its a nice gesture so you will have to go and when you are there take a picture because I haven't seen Joanie for years.

The Fonz

[Smokeybebe]

Dec 10, 2013 3:13:29 GMT giles said:

I'm still wondering what nettles under stairs are. Not sure I want to know though.


I think you've got to be able to say something like 'sorry, its very pretty but its just not me'. Or you'll have the same problem again one day with something else.

It was ment to be netted underskirts

[chrisjw]

I've not understood a word of this thread.......................

[Smokeybebe]

Dec 10, 2013 8:43:47 GMT fiddles said:

Here is good idea get a new ipad as mine is no where as bad as yours ( but they do say they learn the more you use them say no more ) OR settings > general > keyboard > autocorrect > off

I did t even know there was a setting for that, thanks a lot fiddles! . I hate this thing so haven't explored it at all, it's my daughters and I'm only reluctantly forced onto it because my laptop broke , so I shall definitely look into,that