Funnys

[stitch]

[Perpetua]

Lol Stitch . . . I think this is one of my all time funny's . . . along with Del Boy falling through the bar on Only Fools.

[rolo]

Evenin' all. Haven't been in for a long while 'cos I sort of forgot about this place.

Lol @ 'Buy me more jewellery!

[stitch]

Lol got a love a bit of fool n horses
No llama nooo!!haha

[Perpetua]

Ello Rolo!

Good to see you found your way all ok!

[rolo]

Hiya Perps. I even remebered me password. But thass 'cos it's the same one for everyfing.

[bel]

Hello Rolo Glad you found your way back

What part of the island do you live, i lived over there for 12 years

[rolo]

Hi Bel! I'm in East Cowes. (Someone's gotta do it.)

[bel]

Lol Rolo not that familiar with cowes, we lived in Ryde, was lovely in the summer

[rolo]

OH is a Ryde boy, born & bred - a right caulkhead! Ryde is lovely though even if the blokes are a bit iffy. *must learn how to do smilies in here*

[bel]

Ha yep them Ryde boys are definatly iffy Runs and hides in case hubby see's this

If you click on reply at the bottom of the thread, you should see the smilies at the top and just click on them

[rolo]

Thanks, Bel. I just used 'quote' on another thread and saw them there, so I just need to have a little play to see what's where.

I'm watching Biggest Loser too, *Multi-tasking*

[bel]

Yay you can do smilies

Oh yeah its good, think this is going to be a cant stop watching series

[bluemagnum]

 
 
 Jane and Arlene 


Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Arlene: What in the hell is that?
Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet..

Arlene: Where did you get it?
Jane: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

'Doesn't matter, Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'
 The pharmacist fainted.

[Perpetua]