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Richdude, I have been sat here trying to put down in words my beliefs in a way not to be misinterpreted, I find it difficult to express myself in writing, I'm more of a face to face talker.
I had written something then changed my mind, only to find when I refreshed the page that you'd explained my thoughts on God for me, in a way I could never have put so well.

I was raised C of E, this being my mothers choice. Then at the age of twenty after being very uncomfortable with my religious path for some years, I began to lean towards a more Pagan/Wiccan way of life. One that I know the ancestors on my fathers side had followed many moons ago around the Pendle Hill area of Lancashire.

I am totally content in my own beliefs nowadays and respect everyone's right to their own.

So pleased for you, thanks for sharing your achievement GJ it made me smile

I hope not, we're camping

I have nothing to say................. just wanted to appear in this thread

Welcome Jess and well done

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Arlene: What in the hell is that?

Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Arlene: Where did you get it?

Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.

The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'

The pharmacist fainted.