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Post by Ron on Dec 4, 2020 23:34:49 GMT
A man takes his seat at the World Cup Final. He looks to his left and notices that there is a spare seat between himself and the next guy.
The man: “Who would ever miss the World Cup final?”
The guy: “That was my wife’s seat. We have been to the last five World Cup finals together, but sadly she passed away.”
The man: “That’s terrible, but couldn’t you get another member of the family, friend, or someone else to come with you?”
The guy: “No…they are all at the funeral!”
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Post by Ron on Dec 4, 2020 11:09:17 GMT
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes" she replied, "isn't it wonderful?
I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter!" The pastor fainted.
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Post by Ron on Dec 1, 2020 13:18:24 GMT
Happy Birthday Chrissie
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Post by Ron on Sept 25, 2020 22:29:36 GMT
Well shucks thank you
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Post by Ron on Sept 2, 2020 21:05:07 GMT
All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
Trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said the blood, "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."
I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
And insulted him,
So in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache,
The stomach was bloated,
The legs got wobbly,
The eyes got watery,
And the blood was toxic..
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss
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The Moral of the story?
Even though the others do all the work...
An Arse Hole is usually in charge
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Post by Ron on Sept 1, 2020 23:36:38 GMT
All I need now is an activation key
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Post by Ron on Sept 1, 2020 17:14:40 GMT
Contacted sales team they said I did not pay for an installation but I did so they offered to send a usb with windows on it.I said no thanks and they paid a refund.
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Post by Ron on Aug 31, 2020 17:13:14 GMT
The pic of the bios screen would be a good help, it may be something as simple as setting the ssd to be the first boot device in the bios then saving and exiting. I tried that and tried the external usb hard drive that I downloaded the system(motherboard ) disc to no joy will have to wait to speak to the sales team but thanks for all the help you guys have given |
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Post by Ron on Aug 31, 2020 13:02:28 GMT
or £439 (windows 10 home plus loaded)this one.It sees both drives on the bios so they are ok
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Post by Ron on Aug 30, 2020 23:42:22 GMT
Hmmmm - Looks like you can buy it with or without operating system Did you buy it with the Windows 10 option Ron ?? If yes then go with morbidmatty suggestion of save defaults and see if it boots up Yes apparently windows 10 is stored somewhere on the motherboard.Will give it a try tomorrow |
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Post by Ron on Aug 30, 2020 21:27:24 GMT
www.novatech.co.uk/pc/minitower/Novatech Life NTI352 9th Generation Intel i3 9100F 3.6GHz Four Core Processor 8GB DDR4 2400MHz Memory 240GB SSD Nvidia GT 710 1GB Graphics Card Novatech Micro ATX Tower Case 500Watt Power Supply Gigabyte H310M S2H Micro-ATX Motherboard 2 Year Parts, 3 Year Labour return to base warranty (Free collect & return for the first 6 months)
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Post by Ron on Aug 30, 2020 20:30:31 GMT
Any chance you can post a pic of the screen when booted. It is just a screen with MTI......Bios....and other things under 3/4 different tabs |
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Post by Ron on Aug 30, 2020 19:55:20 GMT
Bank holiday left a query on their site but being married it seems to be my fault so I am trying to complete it soonest
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