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Post by Ron on Jul 3, 2020 22:32:37 GMT
I got a pair of ladies fashion ,quality trainers today.Looked on line and they are selling for £35.The return address was for Ali Baba
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Post by Ron on Jun 28, 2020 16:19:27 GMT
A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a large amount of whisky at a local pub. He felt quite sleepy and decided to nap against a tree.
As he slept, two female tourists heard his loud snoring. When they found him, one said, "I've always wondered what a Scotsman wears under his kilt."
She boldly walked over to the sleeper, raised his kilt, and saw that he wore nothing at all. Her friend said, "Well, the mystery is solved! Let's thank him for sharing!"
She took off her pretty blue hair ribbon and gently tied it around the Scotsman's endowment. A while later, the Scotsman was awakened by the call of nature. He raised his kilt and was bewildered at the sight of the neatly tied blue ribbon. He stared for a minute, then said, "I don't know where y'been laddie... but it's nice ta see you won firrrst prrrize!"
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Post by Ron on Jun 28, 2020 9:28:14 GMT
A sprightly 101-year-old cattleman from Texas once told a young female neighbour that the secret of living a long life was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal each morning. She did this religiously and lived to the ripe old age of 103.
She left behind 14 children,
30 grandchildren,
21 great grandchildren,
five great-great grandchildren...
and a 40-foot HOLE where the crematorium used to be.
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Post by Ron on Jun 27, 2020 10:10:27 GMT
www.ejuice.breaktru.com/ this is the best calculator to use plus all the added apps like how to mix two strengths of nic to give the required strength
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Post by Ron on Jun 22, 2020 21:32:04 GMT
minime left this in 2016 10% FA yogurt. 7% cap sweet strawberry. 3% TFA strawberry ripe. Sweeten to taste. 70vg30pg
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Post by Ron on Jun 21, 2020 16:26:03 GMT
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers.
Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."
You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagine the pain that poor Tom must have experienced. "Tom was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain." We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Tom's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place."
Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Tom.
"Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Tom is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely."
All the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.
A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.
He said, "I'm Tom Smith." The entire congregation held its breath.
"I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum."
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