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A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his hand out the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand. He looked up to see where it came from in time to see a young woman looking down.

"Is this yours?" he asked.

She said, "Yes, could you bring it up?" and the man agreed.

On arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a drink. As she was very attractive he agreed. Shortly afterwards she said, "I'm about to have dinner. There's plenty, would you like to join me?"

He readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely meal. As the evening was drawing to a close the lady said, "I've had a marvelous evening. Would you like to stay the night?"

The man hesitated then said, "Do you act like this with every man you meet?"

"No," she replied, "only those who catch my eye."

HAIRCUTS

Women's version:

Woman 2:
Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!

Woman 1:
Do you think so? I wasn't sure when he was gave me the mirror.
I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?

Woman 2:
Oh God no! No, it's perfect.
I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide.
I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.

Woman 1:
Are you serious? I think your face is adorable.
And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think.
I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.

Woman 2:
Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck!
Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.

Woman 1:
Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders.
Everything drapes so well on you.
I mean, look at my arms - see how short they are?
If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.

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Men's version:

Man 2:
Did ya get a haircut?
Man 1:
Yeah

I don't know how true this is but!!!

A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl said. "Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy. The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?" "No Honey, it's because you're 24.