mart166
Super Member
Joined:December 2012
Posts: 1,540
Location:
Likes: 1,098
Recent Posts
Last Online May 15, 2024 15:11:16 GMT
|
Post by mart166 on Aug 8, 2014 16:24:32 GMT
Terriers, eh? Damn smart little dogs. Impressive tricks indeed!  If I ripped off my missus duvet at 6.00am and nuzzled her breasts, I'd be up for re-homing.  Keep trying it but still at home  MP |
|
mart166
Super Member
Joined:December 2012
Posts: 1,540
Location:
Likes: 1,098
Recent Posts
Last Online May 15, 2024 15:11:16 GMT
|
Post by mart166 on Aug 8, 2014 16:23:18 GMT
Just me adding again, i use dekang, always have, mine comes from Zainey at vaporhawk, i'll post link, last lot cost me £3.90 per 50ML, just add at least 4 weeks delivery. PS pound gone down a bit so maybe £4 at todays rate, but bloody cheap if you want half a litre, got to be commited then lol or sell it to me. www.vaporhawk.com/zainy-electronic-cigarettes,name,100035,user_id,shop MP |
|
mart166
Super Member
Joined:December 2012
Posts: 1,540
Location:
Likes: 1,098
Recent Posts
Last Online May 15, 2024 15:11:16 GMT
|
Post by mart166 on Aug 8, 2014 15:29:40 GMT
Cute
Little story, 5 minutes ago walking back from garage and at entrance to square where I live is a turnstile type affair to stop cyclist (another story), in front of me 3 adults one child, I hear no come back come back, bounding along beautiful grey puppy, pointer or setter type, all tongue and legs, he runs up to those in front obviously wanting fuss and attention, they froze lifted their arms and looked like a rottie was about to attack, he got bored with them and went on to me for fuss stroking and bit of play biting of my arm, great fun, owner runs over appologises to people in front explaining puppy and not yet trained, they gave him look like something the puppy had pooped and walked off disgusted, he appologised to me who had hold of the little bugger by then and i laughed and said no my pleasure lovely dog.
Some people !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MP
|
|
mart166
Super Member
Joined:December 2012
Posts: 1,540
Location:
Likes: 1,098
Recent Posts
Last Online May 15, 2024 15:11:16 GMT
|
Post by mart166 on Aug 8, 2014 14:59:07 GMT
Well done mate keep it up, you'll still find strange cravings for fags (after 5 years i still dream about smoking, and not nightmares lol) and sometimes in street although the smell of smoke is repulsive just occasionally I think oh yes nice (guess it must be brand I smoked).
As for kit, read a lot before spending, think what you want and it's practical use, do you want faff or just fill and go, do you want to carry around something that looks like a sex aid or something that looks like a bomb detonator (always been a detonator man here). You'll buy stuff that dont work for you but as long as its decent quality can be re-sold or like here put in cupboard just in case.
Good luck
MP
|
|
mart166
Super Member
Joined:December 2012
Posts: 1,540
Location:
Likes: 1,098
Recent Posts
Last Online May 15, 2024 15:11:16 GMT
|
Post by mart166 on Aug 8, 2014 7:50:58 GMT
We used to be plagued with JW's, but lately we only get Africans from the happy clappy churches, always tempted to ask if they have $10,000,000 in a bank in nigeria they wish to transfer to me.
MP
|
|
mart166
Super Member
Joined:December 2012
Posts: 1,540
Location:
Likes: 1,098
Recent Posts
Last Online May 15, 2024 15:11:16 GMT
|
Post by mart166 on Aug 7, 2014 17:00:10 GMT
I found a blow up satan on porch and withches cauldron in garden done the trick, now cant get rid of the witches every five minutes knocking on door, lend us an eye of newt until we can get to tescos, wouldn't mind if they danced naked !!! MP |
|
mart166
Super Member
Joined:December 2012
Posts: 1,540
Location:
Likes: 1,098
Recent Posts
Last Online May 15, 2024 15:11:16 GMT
|
Post by mart166 on Aug 7, 2014 15:12:50 GMT
You could always do what i done, go to health cabin, buy one packet of each size of the o-rings they sell (nothing money) manage to split and spill every packet then sweep them into your spares box, dont help but you have months of standing there staring at pile thinking can i be a***d to find one that fits. Then just find a tip that does (standard 510 fits mine). MP |
|
mart166
Super Member
Joined:December 2012
Posts: 1,540
Location:
Likes: 1,098
Recent Posts
Last Online May 15, 2024 15:11:16 GMT
|
Post by mart166 on Aug 6, 2014 17:26:33 GMT
Waitrose is the best - scan as you go round and put in your bag and then just pay with the registered card. They do a random system generated check. Beats queuing and hanging around shops. I agree, use it regular, not swayed by incident last year when it charged me £1.20 for a plus £30 shop, s&&&ing bricks until the credit card bill came in lol, now i use it even for a pint of milk lol. MP |
|
mart166
Super Member
Joined:December 2012
Posts: 1,540
Location:
Likes: 1,098
Recent Posts
Last Online May 15, 2024 15:11:16 GMT
|
Post by mart166 on Aug 6, 2014 17:20:50 GMT
Well done, takes a lot of time and comitment to do something like this, best of luck
MP
|
|
mart166
Super Member
Joined:December 2012
Posts: 1,540
Location:
Likes: 1,098
Recent Posts
Last Online May 15, 2024 15:11:16 GMT
|
Post by mart166 on Aug 5, 2014 15:44:21 GMT
not all the men i know,  it would have been more accurate than what was written anyway, but the op's version is much more funny I just think she should have read less twilight and studied the story of O a bit more and actually learnt about read bdsm, Then would have had a proper story, not the wish washy way she wrote it, She should have come around here and popped into the dungeoun for a far better insight. Now wheres those builders about the dungeoun I want built  MP |
|
mart166
Super Member
Joined:December 2012
Posts: 1,540
Location:
Likes: 1,098
Recent Posts
Last Online May 15, 2024 15:11:16 GMT
|
Post by mart166 on Aug 5, 2014 14:44:33 GMT
 It's no wonder I'm divorced... they were the sort of responses I'd have given... never could read the signs. Thats because she had blindfolded you MP |
|
mart166
Super Member
Joined:December 2012
Posts: 1,540
Location:
Likes: 1,098
Recent Posts
Last Online May 15, 2024 15:11:16 GMT
|
Post by mart166 on Aug 5, 2014 14:35:14 GMT
Hi all
Ok so after 4 days non breathing or vaping i'm on the mend and back to my usual horrible self, you should not vape double dose after 4 days of non vaping but boy I needed it lol.
So come on Alan bit late announcing next meet ?????? lol
Wont be their anyway but just in mood for wind up (Septembers holiday time horray).
Looking forward to October meet, should have 2 new members to bring along.
MP
Little funny story for those that bothered reading this far, went to doctor over chest problem, last test was the blowing in tube 3 times thing, she was proud to tell me that my lungs were fantastic for a 20 a day smoker, went downhill then when I pointed out i have been telling them its 5 years now since i smoked, got into deep chat about how crap doctors computers were, but plus side she knew nothing about vaping but was open minded.
|
|
mart166
Super Member
Joined:December 2012
Posts: 1,540
Location:
Likes: 1,098
Recent Posts
Last Online May 15, 2024 15:11:16 GMT
|
Post by mart166 on Aug 5, 2014 14:17:17 GMT
On a real note this is disgusting, only justice done is for those that cannot afford otherwise, not nice.
MP
|
|
mart166
Super Member
Joined:December 2012
Posts: 1,540
Location:
Likes: 1,098
Recent Posts
Last Online May 15, 2024 15:11:16 GMT
|
Post by mart166 on Aug 5, 2014 14:14:52 GMT
PS ronaldo got to send your parcel Can only do it Fastech style now, would you like, Brazil post, Chilean post, Columbian post (hmmmmm they are white), or Argentinian post which wont get there as they will claim as they own it (bit like royal mail) MP |
|
mart166
Super Member
Joined:December 2012
Posts: 1,540
Location:
Likes: 1,098
Recent Posts
Last Online May 15, 2024 15:11:16 GMT
|
Post by mart166 on Aug 5, 2014 14:11:40 GMT
Just not right, murdered the wife, know about these things being in motoracing myself, so offered the detective a £5 note, he added bribery to my murder charge, greedy b****d was not going to £6.
MP (from south america)
|
|
it would have been more accurate than what was written anyway, but the op's version is much more funny
