WhamBamSam
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Post by WhamBamSam on Mar 2, 2013 23:01:53 GMT
I vaped in the kids' playpark this afternoon. Not so much an enclosed space where smoking is forbidden (it won't be long, though) but loads of dirty looks from the other parents. I was busting for one of them to 'challenge' me, but alas no one did and I was left in peace in my clouds of Pear Drops vapour and a hyper 3 year old.
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Post by WhamBamSam on Mar 2, 2013 22:52:48 GMT
Jenny? Sure she's a horse! I'm waaaaaaaaaaaaaay better looking.  Me thinks she protests too much? No, really... Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder? |
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Post by WhamBamSam on Mar 2, 2013 22:51:10 GMT
I have my Riva for the morning with Pear Drops, my Riva for the afternoon with GVC and my Riva for the evening with Choclate Limes. I only have a Riva so far. Sorry!  |
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Post by WhamBamSam on Mar 2, 2013 22:35:15 GMT
Done deal! At least I'll have two days off, then. Full fry-up breakfasts, gourmet lunches and a three course evening dinner with wine at the weekends. Full housework and DIY duties required on both days, please also. I'll be on a diet for the rest of the week and my Monday to Friday domestic duties shall consist solely of shopping. Where do I sign? What did you say your credit card number was again?  Gulp...... That was too easy. You better look like Jennifer Aniston or no deal. Jenny? Sure she's a horse! I'm waaaaaaaaaaaaaay better looking. |
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Post by WhamBamSam on Mar 2, 2013 22:26:15 GMT
Happy birthday, boyos! Hope it was a good one for you both. xxx |
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Post by WhamBamSam on Mar 2, 2013 22:15:22 GMT
I'll do Saturdays if you do the rest of the week when we marry I raise your Saturday to include Sunday with view to marriage. That sound good Chief. Lol Done deal! At least I'll have two days off, then. Full fry-up breakfasts, gourmet lunches and a three course evening dinner with wine at the weekends. Full housework and DIY duties required on both days, please also. I'll be on a diet for the rest of the week and my Monday to Friday domestic duties shall consist solely of shopping. Where do I sign? What did you say your credit card number was again? |
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Post by WhamBamSam on Mar 2, 2013 21:50:24 GMT
Da da daaaa da daaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Oh looky! Two months fag free for me today.
*Sits back in great billowing clouds of Egg Custard Tart and smiles smugly*
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Post by WhamBamSam on Mar 2, 2013 21:26:45 GMT
I do like Frogster's Egg Custard Tart, but at first it tasted too 'eggy' for my liking. Really! It has matured nicely, though and is a firm back-up for me when low on the GVC. Yeah, I'd recommend it as a sub. (Sorry Bomber! ) |
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Post by WhamBamSam on Mar 2, 2013 20:54:44 GMT
When I met the present Mr WBS, we were both single parents with the kids at home. I was invited for a meal to his gaff. I walked into his (now my) kitchen and there he was piping...yes, flippin'-well piping mashed potato onto the mince for the Shepherd's Pie! If I recall correctly, there was a home made cheesecake for dessert. That did it. I promptly moved in and married the man on the strengths of his apparent domestic abilities. He is also a time served baker who had his own home bakery. Yay! Chocolate eclairs and Black Forest Gateau and crusty loaves and scones and pancakes and, and, and, and... forever, thought I. Right?
Wrong.
The minute I moved in he retired from the domestic scene.
He is sitting on his ar*e now after having consumed a pizza that my 15 year old son made for his dinner and complaining that it is burnt. (I don't make dinners on Saturday as it's my day off, btw)
The divorce papers are going to be in the post next week, so would any of these loving, cooking, house-cleaning men like to marry me please?
Thanks.
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Post by WhamBamSam on Feb 28, 2013 19:35:24 GMT
Ah the old ones are always the good ones!  |
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Post by WhamBamSam on Feb 27, 2013 20:34:28 GMT
Sorry, Im no connoisseur of menthol, but I am sure there will be minty lovers along soon to help you out. I've heard good things about Mentally Menthol from Frogster at The Alchemist's Cupboard I find his other flavours fantastic so these might be worth a try? |
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Post by WhamBamSam on Feb 27, 2013 19:57:20 GMT
It could have worse folks. I could have been holding the Evic between my toes lol  Grrruuueeeuuuuggggghhhhhhhh! *heaves* |
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Post by WhamBamSam on Feb 27, 2013 19:51:42 GMT
You need some oil on those cuticles too, Kibbster. You don't want ouchy hangnails. Nice bit of kit you have there. Looks very impressive If I knew what to do with it and wouldn't be afraid of it, I'd probably want one too.  |
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Post by WhamBamSam on Feb 27, 2013 19:46:06 GMT
...or fizzy pop. It's as dangerous for you as smoking now. Apparently.
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Post by WhamBamSam on Feb 27, 2013 17:45:20 GMT
Plus don't eat burnt toast  Nope, and I have heard playing ping pong with your nads on the motorway can also be detremential to your health  I'll make a note to remember this next time I hit the M1. |
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