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Seriously minging in style, but so bad taste it's almost good.
Not much bloody use if you're having a night-time stroll through the woods with the flashlight on and fancy a vape - you have to dismantle it first.

I'm thinking back to when, as a kid, I discovered that diy honey/chocolate Rice Crispy cakes were easy to make.
That, and rhubard/apple crumble.
Luckily, I never really developed all that much of a sweet tooth, which is just as well, as I ate far too much other stuff anyway.

Reminds me of a strange bloke I pulled up next to at the lights in Lunnon - head to toe in yellow waterproofs he was, and I could tell that underneath those he was well padded up.
Only thing was, it was one of the hottest, mankiest July days in Lunnon that I could recall. I asked him what the score was but just got something incoherent and incomprehensible back - it might have been anything from an explanation to a request that I might go perpetuate my genes.

In an attempt to appear posh, she's simply shown herself up as a dreadful oik.

Main ingredient is kerosene, with some light oils.

Chinese wholesale supermarkets sell it by the 1L, 5L and 25L drum. Not very expensively, either. Enough in one of those to keep a family restaurant going for a week, I would think. That opened my eyes to how much of the stuff I've consumed over the years and I started to realise that many of my fast-food and junk-food habits were based on the drug-dependency that MSG creates - the drug in this case not being the MSG, but the food itself.
Ever wondered why, after finishing a Chinese, you fancy another one shortly after? That's the MSG talking.
Whenever I get hit by unexpected cravings for something I go back over the packets and bottles I've opened in the course of the day and always find something that's contained it. Just a teaspoon's worth will have me hungry later on.

That's just an illustration of the fact that most people aren't capable of multi-tasking in any real sense and those are the very ones who think it's perfectly safe to be piloting a ton of metal down the road while gabbing to their mates/kids/rellies on their infernal device.
It's just rude when in social interactions (even shopping) and it's nothing short of bloody dangerous on the road.



Well, no; as I said above, very few people can actually do it, headpiece or not.
Apart from that, a Bluetooth earpiece makes you look like a cock.