Beardy Hobby?

[spaniel]

When i grow my beard it looks exactly like Bob all grey.... apart from the tache bit is black  
not a good look 

[davetherayon]

Mar 29, 2015 12:32:50 GMT bluemagnum said:

Had a tache for years but only once have I grown a beard. I thought it might keep my face a bit warmer, working outside in the winter. It was itchy for a couple of weeks but I looked a bit weird with it, wife also disliked it. The boss came in one night who I hadn't seen for a few weeks. He said "what's with the beard, you look a right c...." . He soon scuttled off when I looked at him funny and "ah, but I can shave it orf"

What I've wondered for a few years is, if they can give you pills for all sorts like headaches, blood pressure, contraception etc, why can't they make one for men to stop growing facial hair? Or have they and the big shaving company's have kyboshed it. I hate shaving!

There is a radical (and blooming painful) solution bluemagnum, waxing your fizz. It's possible to rip the follicles out and so prevent regrowth, but at the risk of turning your mush into a bright red painful mess. Still interested? Try this.

One of the preparations used to remove embarrassing hair is Veet. Though exercise with care, not like this fella.

Edit : unbelieveably, but true, there is a men's hair removal cream called ... Nads.

[Bob]

Mar 29, 2015 15:43:47 GMT spaniel said:

When i grow my beard it looks exactly like Bob all grey.... apart from the tache bit is black  
not a good look 

My beard was SnP for a long while with darker tasche, but it's now catching up with the beard

[bluemagnum]

Mar 29, 2015 15:35:47 GMT Bob said:

They have, it's called Oestrogen, the side effect is your breasts start growing

I've already got them

[davetherayon]

On a similar note, googling 'funny amazon reviews' brought forth this masterpiece. The first laugh out loud literally (is that LOLL?) was when I read this comment :

I dipped my toe into Wagner's Ring

[sydsut]

Mar 29, 2015 16:12:32 GMT Bob said:

Mar 29, 2015 15:43:47 GMT spaniel said:

When i grow my beard it looks exactly like Bob all grey.... apart from the tache bit is black  
not a good look 

My beard was SnP for a long while with darker tasche, but it's now catching up with the beard

My beards also going to vote SNP, but my tache is an undecided.

[Bobsbeer]

[igual]

Well in honour to all things beard I bought this today.

[gill2009]

Jun 18, 2015 16:56:18 GMT igual said:

Well in honour to all things beard I bought this today.
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Sorry igual...that is a false beard - so disqualified 

[igual]

[pedaldog]

I shave every 5 or 6 weeks, whether I need to or not.

[profbeard]

No prizes for guessing my vote