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Post by lairey on Apr 11, 2015 21:16:27 GMT
Well, it's up there!
The subject was a text I just received from one of the lads that works in the shop... He then went on to say... Just took a massive hit on my goblin and I felt something hit the back of my throat, spat it out and it's a fried up mangled bug that must have flown in there earlier when I walked the dog!
He then sent me a pic of his coil and said Look at my coil, all the brown bits are its guts and poo and whatever, just spewed everywhere!
I've just stopped laughing, well almost... take head folks, don't say you haven't been warned... dog walking is bad for your health!   
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Post by Mrsmac on Apr 11, 2015 21:23:24 GMT
Ewwwwwww yuck!
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Post by Chrissie on Apr 11, 2015 21:23:47 GMT
Well, it's up there!
The subject was a text I just received from one of the lads that works in the shop... He then went on to say... Just took a massive hit on my goblin and I felt something hit the back of my throat, spat it out and it's a fried up mangled bug that must have flown in there earlier when I walked the dog!
He then sent me a pic of his coil and said Look at my coil, all the brown bits are its guts and poo and whatever, just spewed everywhere!
I've just stopped laughing, well almost... take head folks, don't say you haven't been warned... dog walking is bad for your health!    |
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Post by chrisjw on Apr 11, 2015 21:26:10 GMT
Upon reading the title of the thread, I was dreading the contents being that the twat Cameron had taken up vaping...........................
"Life...........is just a bowl of tricks!!!!!!"
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Post by lairey on Apr 11, 2015 21:27:19 GMT
He told me it wasn't funny! I pointed out that if it had happened to one of the other guys in the shop, he'd have found it the funniest thing ever! He conceded the point! lol... still chuckling!  |
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Post by Get Off My Cloud on Apr 11, 2015 21:28:54 GMT
Drip tips with fitted mesh screens anyone? |
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Post by Greg on Apr 11, 2015 21:29:50 GMT
You should mix him some special juice lairey and label it guts n sh1t |
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Post by Bobsbeer on Apr 11, 2015 21:30:56 GMT
That'll teach him not to walk dogs. Or leave his dripper behind.  |
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Post by letsavit on Apr 11, 2015 21:32:54 GMT
Bit of extra protein..
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2015 21:45:57 GMT
thats the new bear grylls juice you got there
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Post by BrenD on Apr 11, 2015 21:55:44 GMT
Well, it's up there!
The subject was a text I just received from one of the lads that works in the shop... He then went on to say... Just took a massive hit on my goblin and I felt something hit the back of my throat, spat it out and it's a fried up mangled bug that must have flown in there earlier when I walked the dog!
He then sent me a pic of his coil and said Look at my coil, all the brown bits are its guts and poo and whatever, just spewed everywhere!
I've just stopped laughing, well almost... take head folks, don't say you haven't been warned... dog walking is bad for your health! Take head? Must. Not. Comment. Oops, too late. Sent from my HTC One_M8 using proboards |
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Post by igual on Apr 11, 2015 21:56:03 GMT
Ewwwww nasty
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Post by lairey on Apr 11, 2015 22:03:02 GMT
Well, it's up there!
The subject was a text I just received from one of the lads that works in the shop... He then went on to say... Just took a massive hit on my goblin and I felt something hit the back of my throat, spat it out and it's a fried up mangled bug that must have flown in there earlier when I walked the dog!
He then sent me a pic of his coil and said Look at my coil, all the brown bits are its guts and poo and whatever, just spewed everywhere!
I've just stopped laughing, well almost... take head folks, don't say you haven't been warned... dog walking is bad for your health! Take head? Must. Not. Comment. Oops, too late. Sent from my HTC One_M8 using proboards oops... HEED!!!!!! |
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Post by thatguy on Apr 11, 2015 22:08:04 GMT
At least it was well cooked bug and not insect sushi!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2015 22:11:18 GMT
lairey your shop should stock grylls custard  match the colour and well everyone will know the joke lol
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