The Humourous Thread

[nicky]

Lol, yup that's my house

[hissie]

So cute...love the caption.

[hissie]

I make no apologies for bombarding this thread with funny & sometimes cute pics

[DiscoDes]

[jerryrm]

That's a good one, Des. LOL

[Scylla]

LOVE it, Des


Now for something entirely different:

Poem--by Willie Nelson, celebrating his 75th birthday:

My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I've got a full time job,
To find the f***in' thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!!


scylla

[DiscoDes]

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

I may have been in Continent, and I don't remember what country I was in. It's an age thing.

[Katfish]

[Perpetua]

Wise words Kat, which I shall bear in mind.

[Sandra (aka Chillax)]

All brilliant :-)

[Katfish]

[Scylla]

Lol, Kat

DES, I love your wordy one

Here's my contribution:

The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.


That one's particularly for River and Blakey

scylla

[blakey]

Nov 8, 2011 0:01:23 GMT Scylla said:

Lol, Kat

DES, I love your wordy one

Here's my contribution:

The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.


That one's particularly for River and Blakey

scylla

I dont know what you mean? I keep my helmet inside the cup

Now I'm in trouble

[monster74]

Lol Scylla. Excellent!

[Scylla]

Nov 8, 2011 0:10:41 GMT blakey said:

I dont know what you mean? I keep my helmet inside the cup

(1) I didn't see that coming

(2) I asked for it

(3) You didn't let us down


scylla