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Post by Scylla on Sept 4, 2010 9:14:59 GMT
I do think that the original is so charming it doesn't need translation  scylla |
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Post by Lilac on Sept 7, 2010 19:42:16 GMT
Oh dear.....  |
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Post by jimmybat on Sept 7, 2010 21:03:29 GMT
IS THATS WHAT IT CALLED TAKING THE PLUDGE LOL ?
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Post by Scylla on Sept 7, 2010 23:59:59 GMT
Lilac, don't get me started again on YouTube - I got led to an horrendous clip re a poor woman whose face had been ripped off by a chimpanzee - and it wasn't a joke so I'm not posting the link  I knew I shouldn't have looked, it's one of those things you need to dismiss from your mind but I feel guilty just brushing it off ??? scylla  |
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Post by Scylla on Sept 8, 2010 15:16:34 GMT
I hope I don't get into trouble passing on this email like I did with the PayPal one For James: French foreplay: Dinner, wine, sex! Italian foreplay: Dinner, wine, caressing, sex! Latino foreplay: Dinner, wine, dancing, caressing, sex! Scottish foreplay: "Haw, ye awake?" I'll get me 'at scylla |
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Post by ken on Sept 8, 2010 15:45:01 GMT
If this is a bit rough delete it lol. FOREPLAY Foreplay is very important indeed. This basically consists of the male casting off his slightly soiled Y- fronts provocatively at his wife, usually land skid mark side down, as he approaches the bed singing the ancient Gaelic fertility chant "Here we go, here we go, here we go." Upon reaching the bed he comments proudly on his rampant 8 incher. This is a classic example of alcohol induced double vision. |
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Post by jimmybat on Sept 8, 2010 19:19:39 GMT
I hope I don't get into trouble passing on this email like I did with the PayPal one For James: French foreplay: Dinner, wine, sex! Italian foreplay: Dinner, wine, caressing, sex! Latino foreplay: Dinner, wine, dancing, caressing, sex! Scottish foreplay: "Haw, ye awake?" I'll get me 'at scylla now now you lot theres no need for all that smutty talk it's not the place for it and the only thing that is siad during Scottish sex is gonna pull my nighty doon when yir by |
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Post by Lilac on Sept 8, 2010 19:57:03 GMT
Och James!!! I hope you're kidding, or i need a word in the lovely Audrey's ear...lol |
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Post by Hanow on Sept 10, 2010 10:08:24 GMT
As this forum seems so heavily weighted with females, I thought I would post a funny to support our lovely chaps so as to show you all how much we lassies appreciate you.  >>>> ----------------------------------- A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never stand her up and never let her down. He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires. He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible. . . . . No wait....... sorry....... I'm thinking of wine. It’s wine that does all that................ sorry. Never mind. ---------------------------  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> |
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Post by Lilac on Sept 10, 2010 12:46:59 GMT
Ha ha...nice one Hanow |
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Post by Scylla on Sept 10, 2010 13:39:59 GMT
scylla x |
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Post by ken on Sept 10, 2010 14:57:18 GMT
No wait....... sorry....... I'm thinking of wine. It’s wine that does all that................ sorry. Never mind. Really Hanow you've gone and spoiled it now lol. Ken. |
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Post by ken on Sept 10, 2010 16:48:34 GMT
Sorry Ken - raised all of your spirits there - then let ya down! Ya sure did Hanow lol. x |
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Post by hmv on Sept 10, 2010 16:53:45 GMT
I hope I don't get into trouble passing on this email like I did with the PayPal one For James: French foreplay: Dinner, wine, sex! Italian foreplay: Dinner, wine, caressing, sex! Latino foreplay: Dinner, wine, dancing, caressing, sex! Scottish foreplay: "Haw, ye awake?" I'll get me 'at scylla I hope your not speaking from personal experience Scylla? |
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